Samuel Cuckhurst 💦 @SamFuckthrust
Chief Manchester United rumour merchant for the disreputable blog named MEN. DM's open for disgruntled United players and dickpics Manchester Joined May 2022-
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"give me some gloves, I'll go in goal"
"give me some gloves, I'll go in goal"
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Samuel Cuckhurst 💦 retweeted
As much as Garnacho has misbehaved, and Hojlund has lost his form, Amorim not being able to get the best out of them and now Kobbie Mainoo too is a worrying trend. The coach is supposed to get the best out of the team's best talent! Full video: youtu.be/giVRzuqD4ik?si…
As much as Garnacho has misbehaved, and Hojlund has lost his form, Amorim not being able to get the best out of them and now Kobbie Mainoo too is a worrying trend. The coach is supposed to get the best out of the team's best talent! Full video: youtu.be/giVRzuqD4ik?si… https://t.co/7u38TKVjoi
The decision is that he actually COSTS MONEY YOU ABSOLUTE RETARD!
The decision is that he actually COSTS MONEY YOU ABSOLUTE RETARD!
Oh really? How long did they stay together?
Oh really? How long did they stay together?
Samuel Cuckhurst 💦 retweeted
Sancho, United should: Put him on a strict isolated training programme. If he's late - Fine him If he doesn't turn up - Fine him Then put him on the bench for every game, and make him warm up every 10 minutes so the fans can show what they think of him. If he refuses- Fine him
Samuel Cuckhurst 💦 retweeted
“Come on Dermot you’re better than that” 🤦♂️ No he’s not. 😂
Make money🤑, fuck bitches🍑, play COD 🎮 Fuck the haters, let a boy live! #FreeSancho
Make money🤑, fuck bitches🍑, play COD 🎮 Fuck the haters, let a boy live! #FreeSancho
Samuel Cuckhurst 💦 retweeted
I ask again. What’s the point of VAR???
I ask again. What’s the point of VAR???
Apparently, Amorim's happy with 2 soy goalkeepers carrying handbags with their pompadom wrists... #ManUnited
Apparently, Amorim's happy with 2 soy goalkeepers carrying handbags with their pompadom wrists... #ManUnited
Wait... Was I still drunk this morning? This is actually sensible, wtf?
Wait... Was I still drunk this morning? This is actually sensible, wtf?
Yes yes, but can he do it a windy Tuesday night in Stoke....?
Yes yes, but can he do it a windy Tuesday night in Stoke....?
COD season incoming...
COD season incoming...
Idiot. When was the last time you saw a swap deal completed. Fucking nonsense.
Idiot. When was the last time you saw a swap deal completed. Fucking nonsense.
Goldbridge seems to talk from experience about being bent over. Very convincing indeed.
Goldbridge seems to talk from experience about being bent over. Very convincing indeed.
What a complete cockwomble
What a complete cockwomble
Samuel Cuckhurst 💦 retweeted
'PHIL FODEN, YOUR MUM IS A SLAG.'
Shut up Brent.
Samuel Cuckhurst 💦 retweeted
Wtf are Arsenal?😭😭😭
Lost your last brain cell long before that, so here we are...
Lost your last brain cell long before that, so here we are...
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