Sam I Am @Samijo1357
average millennial • ☕🍷🍺🥞 enthusiast • lover of cute and funny animal content • amature chef Joined August 2009-
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I’m going give $5,000 to someone random who retweets this tweet in the next 7 hours (must be following me so I can dm you if you win!)
I’m going to give $10,000 to someone random who retweets this tweet to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!
If I found out anything while dating a Minnesotan, it's that they play family games with ACTUAL money instead of drinks. Fucking psychos No offense to Minnesotans, you're just a bit off
I don't think I ever would've known what a bolo tie was in my life if I never watched @ThatsSoRaven
Watching @stevehowey on Reba re-runs and then watching him in Shameless is really quite the progression. ❤
Looked at MGK tickets and Ticket master really be like "you must pay $263 per resale ticket for standing room only. Vomit on your shoes included. Enjoy"
That 3rd shot of Rumplemintz
when i say “i should be there in 5!” i’m almost always using the moral sense of the word ‘should’, not the like probability sense. like yeah being there in 5 minutes would be the right thing, even though it’s not going to happen
How do you say "I don't give a fuck" professionally
anxiety is being too overwhelmed at work to do anything during the day and then deciding at 11pm to clean the kitchen because you had too much to do and couldn't stand it 🙃
9-5’s literally give you no time to collect yourself before you have to go to bed and go back into work the next day
what if we just did three day weekends every week and that was just how we did things now
Took freedom to a whole new level this weekend after dropping my phone in the lake and being digital free for 40+ hours 🇺🇸
My problem is NOT that you want to lose weight. It’s that you won’t live your best life UNTIL you lose it. What a waste of a perfectly good life.
Do you prefer to have your blinds/curtains closed at night?
What is your least favorite nut in a snack mix and why is it almonds?
When @machinegunkelly said "I'm 29 and my anxiety's eating me alive" I felt that
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literally made yourself the butt of your own joke
Real art is in the eye of the beholder...most of the time.
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Sent you $100 to feed your family
@pulte $100 would sure help with groceries for my daughter, grandson and I. 🙏🏻 $milkman693
Sent you $100 for gas to get your kids to school
I’m giving away $1,000 today, and I’m trying to convince my wife to give away some too 😜
The Pulte Family will now be giving away $1,500 because my wife Diana is going to do some too, with me!
This is me and grandpa. We are both called, Bill Pulte! We were in business together! We made our family over $400 million dollars and shareholders, billions, by turning around $10 billion Pulte Homes (now PulteGroup Inc) in 2016! We believe giving is the key to happiness!💵❤️
Like this tweet if I should do another giving today!! [proof from earlier today]
Twitter philanthropist Pulte helps family of slain Uvalde teacher raise nearly $2 million thenationalnews.com/business/money…
I told you I would be giving away a lot of money soon! I just posted the $10k giveaway - go get it!
I will be doing a MAJOR BIGGER giveaway very soon so turn your notifications ON! Seriously.
I'm giving $1,000 to someone random in 30 minutes who likes this tweet and has my notifications ON
Having to go to the hospital awkward while gay. Its always: is your friend coming in with you? Or your friend needs to wait in the waiting room. Wife. Wiiiiiiife. WIFE.
I went to an MGK concert tonight and he stopped the concert and escorted a fan out via EMS. Another reason to love him @machinegunkelly
the twitter person is out today so i'm going to express my feelings: i'm sad
As if life isn’t crazy enough, I got a call last night about 4 neonatal puppies that were going to be put down if they couldn’t find someone to take them in. That being said, I am now bottle feeding 4 puppies 😅
She's a 10, but she's a 14, an 8, and a 12. She just wants to be able to buy pants online, but clothing sizes for women are bullshit.
In the morning I will surprise someone who read this tweet with $125 because the world needs more kindness 💗 💗
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