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gentlemen, im once again building kubernetes from first principles
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BANG! THUMP! SCREECH! Happy Birthday to the oldest subway tunnel in North America. It opened in Boston on September 1, 1897. That's 128 years ago today but it doesn't feel a day over 120.
I spent about 30 minutes last night politely oohing and aahing to a guy I barely know about some triple cover band he keeps having a terrible time going to see I will never, ever in my life go to see Pink Talking Fish I don't regret listening for a single minute
I spent about 30 minutes last night politely oohing and aahing to a guy I barely know about some triple cover band he keeps having a terrible time going to see I will never, ever in my life go to see Pink Talking Fish I don't regret listening for a single minute
trump actually wants to destroy any technology in the US that you can't grift with, holy shit
trump actually wants to destroy any technology in the US that you can't grift with, holy shit
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In 2042, two men sit in a booth at their local sports bar, the Turing Test Tavern. "You ever think it's weird how everyone here is wearing Apple Vision Pros and Google LucidLenses and we can't see it?" Paul looks around. "Man, where the hell is Tommy?" "Forget Tommy. These…
In 2042, two men sit in a booth at their local sports bar, the Turing Test Tavern. "You ever think it's weird how everyone here is wearing Apple Vision Pros and Google LucidLenses and we can't see it?" Paul looks around. "Man, where the hell is Tommy?" "Forget Tommy. These…
fascist twerp realizes "wait, but the secret police aren't *my* secret police! they might not be fascist how I want!" more at 11
fascist twerp realizes "wait, but the secret police aren't *my* secret police! they might not be fascist how I want!" more at 11
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Homestuck
fake coffee is unamerican not an ounce of patriotism to be found here
the whiplash is the point
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polls, shmolls...
polls, shmolls... https://t.co/EN0f0h9UoV
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The modern economy relies so much on the government publishing numbers that people think are real. It's like, really really really bad if they start fudging them. Actual sacred cow. Speedrunning our descent to third world shit hole.
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"Why visit the best place in the world?"
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"Okay, so imagine a magic button." "I'm imagining the button." "If you press the button—" "What color is it?" "It's the only button. It doesn't matter what color it is." "Nah, I ain't falling for that again. Last time there was a red button and a blue button—" "That's a…
"Okay, so imagine a magic button." "I'm imagining the button." "If you press the button—" "What color is it?" "It's the only button. It doesn't matter what color it is." "Nah, I ain't falling for that again. Last time there was a red button and a blue button—" "That's a…
james gunn fucking did it 10/10, the real punk rock was superman, absolute gold
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cloud sales and cloud support
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