Sarah Keeler @SarahKeelerB
Writer, Pilates teacher, ballet teacher. Zero brand consistency. Genesee Valley, New York Joined March 2008-
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“No more clips of Hairspray at the 2003 Tony Awards until you brush your teeth” is a sentence I never thought would say as a parent. But here we are.
My unhinged swiftie take of the day is that the @AppleMusic word search message is also one giant anagram. Anyone else? 2️⃣ 📚 🤍 ✍️ 🕵️♀️ 📔 @taylornation13
Can someone please pick the bar for white men up off the floor? It’s in our way.
Any editors looking for a niche opinion piece from a Pilates industry insider about the recent SNL Pilates sketch?
Please help me find out how to "niche down" as a writer without FOMO, boredom and regret. Thx.
Left San Antonio 17 years ago but still thinking about the Taco Cabana salsa bar every day: a memoir
Can’t believe these men wear such tight pants while also demanding we respect them as people smh
I have very much enjoyed not being on Twitter. But look at the dog right now.
A good sign of burnout is if you cry in the first 5 minutes of teaching your zillionth class of the week and consider walking out of the studio mid sun salutation to go somewhere with warmth and democrats.
Woke up at 3am on my birthday with heart pounding anxiety about every mistake I’ve ever made or will make. In my midnights era is what I’m saying.
Are male dancers incapable of taking any kind of photo with a shirt actually ON?
My 11 year old just made the mistake of asking me if the mayflower “pilgrims”were puritans, so naturally he got a 10 minute lecture about the distinction between puritans and separatists and now I’m realizing I’m not as fun of a mom as I thought.
the feminine urge to emote to any and every episode of #callthemidwife
Beautiful food writing: "The carrot dressing survived."
I only recently started finding myself on the employer side of job applications. I'm stunned by how many people don't seem to know how to put their best foot forward during the process.
Sam Harris @ActualSamHarris
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AndrewS @ITeachingtips
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Raphael Hausheer @ballet_class_mu
208 Followers 1K Following Contemporary composer and pianist who specialises in music for ballet 🩰. Emotional depth & melodic beauty characterise his music.
Ronald_Etta Rowlins @etta_ronald
154 Followers 5K Following SUAGR BABY NEEDED..DM ME on 👻Ronalddow101 …IF YOU’RE DOWN 🥰 $2,000 WEEKLY ALLOWANCE just someone to talk to me on my free time not scam❌
Ariane Beeston @ArianeBeeston
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Alice Robb @alicelrobb
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Jim Steichen @jpsteichen
408 Followers 440 Following Writer / fundraiser / educator / translator / author of *Balanchine and Kirstein’s American Enterprise* https://t.co/JnNRpbwN7v He/him (All views my own)
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This Endorian Life @EndorianLife
65 Followers 96 Following A Star Wars Podcast from the Radio Meanwhile Network. We're following the Ewoks from Return of the Jedi, through the TV movies and the 80s cartoon. Yub Nub!!
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木澤譲 Jo Kizawa @JoKizawa
15 Followers 126 Following クラシックバレエの先生とオペラ演出しています。高崎市在住。ballet teacher, opera producer。本丸・一丁目一番地は日本の芸術家として、日本の新作オペラ・バレエをつくること。
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526 Followers 688 Following dancer | choreographer | queer | feminist | she/her/hers #QueertheBallet
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229 Followers 350 Following Join @ShawneeMead and special guests every month as they celebrate the work of writer, filmmaker, and queen of romantic comedies, Nora Ephron.
Alice Robb @alicelrobb
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NYTimesGuild @NYTimesGuild
16K Followers 498 Following We are the union of over 1,400 media workers at The New York Times. This is a member-led account.
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christian moms when they made us listen to switchfoot and then we start actually believing that we want more than the wars of our fathers:
you wouldn’t last a day in the asylum that they raised me
She’s saying “I’m not perfect and also you don’t fucking know me! I am a multidimensional human being who makes profoundly poor choices sometimes and that is okay!” And goddamn if that’s not a fucking slay and a wake up call for me! Why have I felt the right for so long… (6/)
Art doesn’t need to be edited for you, nebulous consumer. Art is meant to be messy and freeing and inspiring and cathartic. It doesn’t have to resonate with you! And if it doesn’t resonate, that doesn’t make the art bad — it makes it not your cup of tea. Hope this helps.
Do not cite the deep magic to me. I was there when it was written.
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
I told everyone it was her all that jazz and no one believed me BUT I WAS RIGHT
i started loving the bible more when i stopped caring if the stories were literal facts and more about the truths they revealed about god and the world
The problem with “sad beige playrooms” was never that hey were beige, the problem was parents were curating playrooms based upon their own aesthetic instead of buying actual toys kids will play with. Doing the same thing but with rainbow colors is the same. In this essay I will—
honey i noticed you were singing the reprise to your i want song. have you undergone character development?
All these millennials in the workforce and still no SEO agency called That’s SEO Raven?
I see "The Bolter" and immediately think of Idina Sackville, who left her wealthy husband for a penniless officer. Oh, Taylor, how I love you.
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everyones complaining about how men don’t go to therapy but have you met a man who goes to therapy cuz they are still like .. that
Twitter in the 1400s would be like, "Whan that aprill with his shoures soote / The droghte of march hath perced to the roote..." -"thys ys offensyve; I have a Pox from Raine" -"Womyn shoulde not read Poetrye" -"cease frome promoting droghte!!! educate Thyself" -"BOSOMS IN BYO"
Every short story is like “The day after our first son’s birthday, my wife told me she was in love with the 59th Street Bridge.”
who called it deconstructing your faith and not being dishonorably discharged from the lord’s army
I googled "Ally McBeal Moulin Rouge" looking for a scene I remembered from Season 5 and this was the first search result:
yeah i’ve got march madness (i am reading Little Women)
Stop having imposter syndrome. No one is good at this. Everyone's first drafts come out like hot spewing garbage pouring forth from every orifice. You're doing great. Stab your eyes out to make more holes to bleed from and then send it to the fucking New Yorker
@ToxicKeg I wish men were half as funny as they insist they are as a substitute for a personality.
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