SarcasmUnlimited @SarcasmUnlimitd
Sarcasm_unlimited Gokarnam Joined October 2009-
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Touchscreens just don't give the satisfaction of hammering down your frustration that keypad cellphones give when texting someone in anger
Taking a well deserved break after writing the title of your assignment..
I'd have supported Djokovic any day, but look at Murray's girlfriend. LOOK AT HER. Murray! Murray!
Flying kiss is the first wireless technology human has ever invented...!!
We all have that one friend who exaggerates every story they tell, but you love listening to them because they're fucking hilarious
The best sarcasm is the one which makes everyone to laugh except the one who involves in it..!
I hate when a girl tells me " I wish I could find a guy just like you".. Um... bitch...I m a guy...JUST LIKE ME !!
Hating is an emotional disease... So to those who hate me... GET WELL SOON !
Getting married at the age of 22-23 is like leaving a night party at 8:30 !!
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