dumb shit @Sarcasmdotnet

dumb shit Joined April 2019

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Denny’s @DennysDiner

6 years ago

Just finished High School Musical 1, 2, and 3, at no point did the theater kids wrap up their last show with a trip to Denny’s. This oversight leads us to believe that the movies were not based in fact, but fiction. In this essay we will…

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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza

6 years ago

“Giving people homes” YEAH NO SHIT

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Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes

6 years ago

The news cycle is so fucked up a guy lit himself on fire on the whitehouse lawn like 4 days ago and no one even noticed that shit

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Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton

6 years ago

I don't know who needs to hear this, but the president is not above the law.

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ACLU @ACLU

6 years ago

BREAKING: Louisiana just became the seventh state this year to try to ban abortion. It might feel overwhelming right now, but we've had to fight for our rights before and we will do it again now — together.

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dumb shit @Sarcasmdotnet

6 years ago

*Lightening flashes* Me: oh the paparazzi are here!

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ACLU @ACLU

6 years ago

BREAKING: The last clinic in Missouri will be forced to stop providing abortions this Saturday, unless the courts step in. Missouri will become the first state without an abortion provider since Roe v. Wade was decided in 1973.

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dumb shit @Sarcasmdotnet

6 years ago

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emily ulman @millylala

6 years ago

I don't want to be accompanied through a park, I don't want to have to take my earphones out, I don't want more police and more lights and to wear more clothes and to cross the street and not make eye contact and be scared all the fucking time. I want men to stop murdering women.

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Boze the Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze

6 years ago

now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a crab and they're having a smoke and he's wearing a hat

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Matthew Miller @matthewamiller

6 years ago

Many more than previously disclosed is the sort of language the press uses to manufacture a scandal where none exists. She‘s never been required to disclose them. Odd to see her being punished for actually being more transparent than most lawyers running for office are.

Cathleen Decker @cathleendecker

6 years ago

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Gregory McKelvey @GregoryMcKelvey

6 years ago

I’ve created a homeless resource guide for the entire city of Atlanta. This guide should have every resource a person struggling with homelessness could get. It also has coupons for things like tents, meals, coats, etc from local businesses. I’m super proud! Creating thousands.

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Bernie Thoughts @berniethoughts

6 years ago

THE SOLUTION TO AT LEAST THREE PROBLEMS IS EATING SEAGULLS

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dumb shit @Sarcasmdotnet

6 years ago

First sign of depression: no longer breaking apart kit kats

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Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice

9 years ago

(decades of idolizing organized crime and hating snitches) blue lives matta

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Bernie Thoughts @berniethoughts

6 years ago

WHEN IT COMES TO TREES AND PLANTS IN CALIFORNIA—ALL BETS ARE OFF—THEY DO WHATEVER THEY WANT OUT THERE

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Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP

6 years ago

There was a systematic attack on the 2016 election. The GOP welcomed it, utilized it & tried to cover it up. Now the GOP Attorney General has several investigations aimed at punishing anyone who tried to stop the attack. And our solution is to let the 2020 election solve this?