SassyTraumaNurse @SassyTrauma
MSN, RN — Trauma Nurse. Sassy. ❤️ ❤️---, USA❤️❤️ Joined March 2013-
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I really hate when a boutique or something texts you and gives you the option to opt out of receiving notifications. So... you text back opting OUT, saying please don’t text me anymore. Then BAM, “we will no longer text you” Uhh just stop!
Whoever invented the “recline” part of an airplane, has a special place in hell. those seats are already so tight and confinded, I don’t need you leaning your seat back to limit my room EVEN MORE! 😡😡😡😡
[Teaching Hospital] Nurse: The VIP family only wants the attending to do their son’s spinal tap Me (the attending): But the residents do them 10x more than I do Nurse: I told them. They’re 100% certain you’ll be successful the first time Me: Oh...cool [takes sip of water]
Why is it I can get eight hours of sleep and still be so cranky and so exhausted?! I’ve been running none stop each and every day! #exhausted #sleepdeprived
Graduated this weekend with my masters! Finally finished! MSN, RN! 💕💕
🖤✨ HOLIDAY GIVEAWAY ✨🖤 To thank you all for the love this season I wanted to do a big giveaway to gift to one of you! All you have to do is like and retweet. 😍 Valued over $300, the winner will be announced on my birthday, 12/14!
What is a good “white elephant” - funny gift to get for a Christmas party that’s about $10? #HELPP
Marry a girl you can talk football with.
Finish Masters school October 19th... Vegas October 25... I planned that one PERFECTLY!!! ♥️😍♥️
Date a girl who acts like a mom once in a while, no other girl will ever care about your ass more than she will.
help a girl outttt☹️ @strandooo
I have mad, mad respect for @Colt3FIVE public speaking is not easy, but to get heard and doing it with confidence is amazing! You’re amazing! ❤️
I like/d Tia, but I really think that was a bitch move. She could have told Becca earlier on! #TheBachelerotte #letsdothedamnthing 💍
My med twitter friends I need your help sharing this! Pleassseee 🙇🏻♂️ @OnlyintheICU @RN_inPINK @WheezyNurse @WildTurkah @SassyTrauma @PatKernanQuinn @NursingLife_ #Trauma #StopTheBleed x.com/melissacdurr/s…
My med twitter friends I need your help sharing this! Pleassseee 🙇🏻♂️ @OnlyintheICU @RN_inPINK @WheezyNurse @WildTurkah @SassyTrauma @PatKernanQuinn @NursingLife_ #Trauma #StopTheBleed x.com/melissacdurr/s…
Better pick than the Browns 👊🏻 #nfldraft #bakermayfield #browns
Please...please could you be a little more original?!
When I said I didn’t like @ariejr I meant it, but after tonight, it makes it even more relevant and highly accurate. 🙄🤢🙄🤢
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Some of the best nurses I know don’t have a single daisy award... and you know what, they’re probably too busy to care but they totally deserve praise too
@SassyTrauma I got the cute king off of amazon
Let’s talk being a nurse and having to pump at work... You are entitled to pump breaks. You SHOULD take them. If anyone, including your coworkers/managers/patients, shame you that’s on them. It says more about them than anything else.
Note to self: you deserve someone who is fucking ALL about you. Not someone who is on the fence. That’s all.
Two of my best friends matched in Houston today! Yay!
Nursing.... where other nurses jump to belittle a nurse for directing THEIR OWN career path in the manner that they deem appropriate.
My mom teaches 5th grade and they celebrated Pi Day! 🤓
Seeing my boyfriend for the third weekend in a row is such a great feeling
The other night I walked in the nursery to Justin whispering to Bennett, “I used to always say your mom was the best thing to ever happen to me, but now it’s you.” 😩❤️
Divorced finalized 3 years ago today. That day I cried for hours on end. Today I got up, got my ass to the gym, and am currently at the lowest weight I’ve been since I got married #glowup
Daughter to me tonight: Mommy, I’m making you 6 drawings for the morning. You’re going to love all of them. Me: I’m sure I will love all of them. Especially since I wasn’t blessed with any artistic ability. Daughter: That’s ok, Mommy. You’re pretty and always will be. 🥰🥰😂
You know those days... when your pt looks like shit... and you’re calling the intensivist instead of texting bc you’re like “this dude needs to be intubated” and they’re on a million abx and sedation meds + your other pt needs CT and MRI runs...
Got off work early today, and I am now on my back porch watching birds eat from the feeder and working on a crossword puzzle. I am winning at #adulting right now. 👴🏻
A spur of the moment weekend trip to Dallas? I think so!
Being in my 20’s has taught me: •There is such a thing as a favorite toilet paper (& also paper towels) •I prefer to hang my clothes than fold them •Keep the thermostat between 66-68 •A good vacuum is priceless $$$ •Don’t buy cheap pots & pans •Remember trash day
I love this episode so much mostly because of the #bachelorinparadise vibes - palapas, waves crashing along a beach, kirpa with a band-aid on her chin, it just brings back so many emotions #thebachelor
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