Sauron Gorthaur @SauronsBlog
I am Lord Sauron. Ignore that book of Elvish lies and learn the truth. I am not an evil lighthouse. sauronsblog.com Mordor, Middle-earth Joined November 2009-
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NEW SAURON'S BLOG #79: In Which I Go on a Gift-Giving Spree http://www.sauronsblog.com/?p=655 #tolkien #humor #parody #sauron #lotr #hobbit
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#thingsthatpissmeoff Gandalf. Hobbits. Lost jewelry. Sties. #lotr #lordoftherings
NEW SAURON'S BLOG #78: http://www.sauronsblog.com/?p=648 I'm baaaaack! #lotr #lordoftherings #tolkien #parody #hobbit
NEW SAURON'S BLOG: http://www.sauronsblog.com/?p=641 #77: F-CK! SH-T!! D-MN!!! #lotr #tolkien #toomuchprofanityforamaia
Gandalf the Grey? He was always Gandalf the White -- he just never washed that disgusting robe. #lotr #tolkien #tryusingbleach
@golprecious Return the Precious to us, and your reward shall be great. And won't involve torture and death. The Eye promises. #lotr
And finally, if fantasy titles were truthful: "The Children of Húrin Get What They Deserve" #childrenofhurin #tolkien #iftitlesweretruthful
If fantasy titles were truthful: "The Silmarillyreallylong" #silmarillion #tolkien #iftitlesweretruthful
If fantasy titles were truthful: "The Lord of the Rings Get Cheated By Wizards and Midgets" #lotr #tolkien #iftitlesweretruthful
If fantasy titles were truthful: "The Lying Midget Thief Who Betrayed a Dwarf King" #hobbit #tolkien #iftitlesweretruthful
Sauron Gorthaur retweeted
RT @regisfrost: If fantasy book titles were honest. "Asshole Leper Hero" really sums up Thomas Covenant :P http://bit.ly/17N0xg
Ugh. Have to sit through another Orc recital. Umpteenth version of "I Feel Pretty." Barad-dûr needs new artistic director. #ohsopretty #lotr
"Celeborn" is Sindarin for "pussy-whipped." #lotr #lordoftherings
"Elrond" is Sindarin. It means "so deep in the closet there's snow and a lamppost." #lotr #narnia #notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat
@moondog548 Young Olorin. http://bit.ly/fpmJ4K What a poofter. #lotr
"Gandalf" is a Westernesse word, it means "drops in unannounced, eats your food, leaves without paying." It's an economical language. #lotr
TODAY IN MIDDLE-EARTH HISTORY: Fellowship entered Moria. Counted on Jeff the Balrog to keep them from ever leaving. What could go wrong? >:(
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