Scottish Patter @ScottishPatterr
The best of Scottish entertainment Scotland Joined December 2014-
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THATS MA FUCKING DA HHAHAHHAHAHAHA KICK ON JOHN WEE MAN
THATS MA FUCKING DA HHAHAHHAHAHAHA KICK ON JOHN WEE MAN
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25K Followers 5K Following All tweets are factual but rarely true, never hateful, in fact to insinuate that my tweets are anything other than loving is hate speech. Purveyor of ParodyScottish Scrans 🏴�.. @scottishscrans
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121 Followers 407 Following hi people a little bit about me I love music rihanna, nicki minaj, eminem are my fav. Nothing better than a good horror/action film follow me il follow back ☺els @elliestevennn
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5K Followers 1 Following The best (and worst) of Scotland’s scran 🏴 | DM submissionsAndy’s Football Tip.. @AndyRobsonTips
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What viral video makes you laugh no matter how many times you watch it? Mine is ‘bye driver’
What if the only kid who isn’t moaning about the Wonka Experience has passed the test and is now the heir to the Wonka Experience?
The Simpsons did it again🫣🫢
We've got about 2 weeks to enjoy the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience before Brewdog announce their limited edition Wonky Willy IPA and kill the whole thing stone dead
Welcome to A Tradesman’s Diary Where I’ll post stupid shit customers do…. Starting off with….
A short story
Arbroath had to bring on their substitute goalkeeper as a striker He just scored from 25 yards out PEAK SCOTTISH FOOTBALL
a small Scottish* company
A small British company in 1997 creating a game called Grand Theft Auto
@Joey7Barton My brother in christ please go to the job centre
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If Alcohol has sold in Scottish football stadiums we’d be the richest league in the world
FC Twente made more money from selling beer than from selling players over the past year. According to their 2022/23 financial report, their food and drink industry made a profit of €6m — the majority of which was from beer — whilst they made just €3.75m from player sales.
Buckie Thistle players celebrate drawing Celtic in the Scottish Cup 😂