Lump @ScribeLumpy

professional idiot, amateur everything else Joined June 2013

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Lump @ScribeLumpy

5 days ago

Remember how The Simpsons seems to predict all sorts of things? We can only hope the trend continues. Sorry JD, your fate is sealed… Clown cult 🤡

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Tim Hannan @TimHannan

5 days ago

Donald Trump set to address the nation at 2pm today to show everyone he is alive and well.

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Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont

6 days ago

It’s devastating to watch thousands of people wish death upon the president when it should be millions. 🤣🤣🤣

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Lump @ScribeLumpy

6 days ago

Washington DC goodwill stores are soon to have a lot of crappy, gold colored furniture available…

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Will the Supreme Court support a President Vance the same way they lick Trump’s balls? Can they grow a small spine once Orange Jesus is dead and gone? I’m hoping they just stop putting their noses where they don’t belong.

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Lump @ScribeLumpy

6 days ago

What’s crazy is that ALL he needs to do is get in front of some reporters to say hi. He can’t right now. He likely cant stand. For sure looks like shit. He would have no idea what he is saying, and I would imagine he would be drooling. Yeah, I’m here for it! Put him on TV!!

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Lump @ScribeLumpy

6 days ago

I think immediately after Trump is declared dead- we will see MAGA distancing themselves from him. They will try to hide like cockroaches when the lights are turned on. We can’t let them. Some are obvious. Others are less so. They all must be squashed.

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Lump @ScribeLumpy

7 days ago

A lot of people are saying the White House smells like Barbacide right now.

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King Cankles @KingCankles

a week ago

BREAKING: MEXICO AGREES TO PAY FOR THE FUNERAL.

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Lump @ScribeLumpy

7 days ago

Anyone wonder why the National Guard was placed on a 29 day assignment? Because at Day 30, the government would be responsible for extra pay, living reimbursement, and other obligations that Trump does not want to pay. He’s a sick, sad, lonely, and fat old man

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Travis Matthew @Matthewtravis08

a week ago

@gooden64046 Don’t compare your dislike to Obama to mine for Trump. The 2 couldn’t be more different both morally and ethically. If Obama had been caught on tape saying he grabbed women by their pussies, or been convicted of fraud stemming from an affair with a porn star… Or taken a 400…

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Travis Matthew @Matthewtravis08

a week ago

Just so we’re all clear on the current administration - Trump’s a Convicted Felon, Self Admitted Sexual Predator and a Pedophile. JD Vance has changed his name at least 3 times… And he fucks couches, Pete Hegseth is a drunk and accused rapist. Kristi Noem is an adulterer…

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Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII

a week ago

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Bill Madden @maddenifico

a week ago

When the Trump regime's reign of terror comes to an end and the magnitude of their crimes are revealed to the public — America is going to have its own version of the Nuremberg trials. Trump is already death warmed over, but Stephen Miller is going to spend a long time in prison.