Cheugy Howser @SeattleSeahack

Thinks “App” is short for “Apple button” Seattle Joined June 2009

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a month ago

Can’t believe Trump’s announcement was just the new SNL cast members

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2 months ago

The Google reviews for the Boston Airport Jimmy John’s are unhinged

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2 months ago

Ritz-Carlton Yacht Collection commercial: “Discover a place where no two moments… are like the next.” Proof that you don’t have to be smart to be rich.

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3 months ago

On the 50th Anniversary of Jaws, let’s all remember that the real happy ending is that the town saved $13,000 by not having to pay Quint.

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5 months ago

The Hollywood Reporter @THR

5 months ago

https://t.co/YUcSBiuUJh

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5 months ago

Do you understand how frustrating it is to get Michael Sheen and Martin Freeman mixed up when there’s already a Martin Sheen occupying your mind?

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7 months ago

Leaving Tony Todd out of the #Oscars In Memoriam seems especially egregious

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8 months ago

Timothee Chalamet does a beautiful rendition of Bob Dylan’s “Tomorrow Is A Long Time” and then, five minutes later, squats over Sarah Sherman’s face and farts into her mouth. Now, that’s range. #SNL

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11 months ago

Reminder that, if we didn’t have daylight savings, the fireworks shows on the Fourth of July could start at 9:00 instead of 10:00.

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a year ago

3rd Grade English, 2044: “A simile uses ‘as’ for example, ‘as fast as’ where a metaphor starts with ‘it’s giving.’”

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a year ago

PERRY: What tf did you say to me? DAVE: I said that you’re not performing with, what Taco Bell would call, that Live Mas mentality.

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a year ago

In Springfield, they’re eating the dogs!

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a year ago

The New York Times may be struggling in the journalistic integrity department, but their Wordle analysis department stays undefeated.

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a year ago

Ray Croc’s

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a year ago

It’s been 5 years since @wsferries retired the Hyak but I’m still hoping they decide to christen a sister ferry, the Hyak 2.

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a year ago

Me, watching the Braves for the first time in two weeks.

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a year ago

Big shout out to @AMCTheatres in Kent, WA for giving me heatstroke. I remember when people loved going to the movies in the summer because even a crappy movie at least had AC.