SeeminglyTainted @SeeminglyTaintd

Hi, I'm Brittany/Britt! (She/Her). A nursing career is my dream, but video games and chaos make my streams 🎮 Come say hi on Twitch & become part of the fam! twitch.tv/seeminglytaint… Joined March 2021

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SeeminglyTainted @SeeminglyTaintd

6 months ago

100% normal conversations being had on the Memory Care unit... Resident: "Are you farting?" Me: "Am I farting?! No, I'm not farting. Why? Are you farting?" Resident: "No. I'm going to Outback."

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SeeminglyTainted @SeeminglyTaintd

7 months ago

My mother texted me today "hey how is your mom doing?" Um, I thought she was doing fine, but now I'm questioning it myself... 🤣 (Yes, she did mean to send to someone else, but it did give us both a good laugh)

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SeeminglyTainted @SeeminglyTaintd

8 months ago

Pt: "oh sweetie, you should look at your rear end in the mirror." Me: "Is there something on it?" Pt: "no, one side looks higher than the other." Me: "..are you saying my butt is lopsided? Pt: "I guess I am 🤣 I'm sorry" Me: "wait, is it really?" Pt: "...I'm sure it's fine 😬"

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SeeminglyTainted @SeeminglyTaintd

10 months ago

I'm thinking I'm gonna stream the new Life Is Strange game tomorrow starting at noon CST! Gonna try to stream it all in one go! I'd love to have y'all there to help me make decisions in game and raise money for @ExtraLife4Kids 💕

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SeeminglyTainted @SeeminglyTaintd

10 months ago

Anyone else just randomly have an impulsive thought to cut your hair and you do it without really thinking about it? Luckily the only thing that makes me mad about giving myself bangs is that I didn't do this earlier.

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SeeminglyTainted @SeeminglyTaintd

10 months ago

Hello, my lovies 💕 Coming back tonight to stream around 6pm CST! Since I couldn't be here for Extra Life Game Day, we're gonna be trying to raise some money today 🥰 Can't wait to hang with you all again!

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SeeminglyTainted @SeeminglyTaintd

a year ago

I miss streaming 😭 If only I had a few days off soon and had the time to make an appearance again... 😏

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SeeminglyTainted @SeeminglyTaintd

a year ago

Nurse: " I swear, I can't give you [resident] anymore..." Me: "Why? What'd I do?" Nurse: "She just told me she's a strong independent woman and girls support girls." Me: "How do you know I taught her that?" Nurse: "I asked her if it was you and she said yas queen..."

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SeeminglyTainted @SeeminglyTaintd

2 years ago

Me trying to get my coworkers attention: Me: "Hey mom... Wait, what?.. Mom. Hold on... Mom! For the love of- Sarah!" Sarah: "...dude, are you okay? 🤣" What in the brain glitch...

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SeeminglyTainted @SeeminglyTaintd

2 years ago

Update: I was mandated to stay. And I'm so tired, I accidentally deleted the post so all I have is this screenshot for reference 🙄🤣

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SeeminglyTainted @SeeminglyTaintd

2 years ago

Resident: "Can you lay my Santa down too? He's tired." Me: "Of course! I'll give him this extra blanket so he can be all warm and cozy too ☺️" Resident: "Oh, okay. Sure. He's inanimate though, so I don't think he'll care too much."

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PlayguePals @playguepals

2 years ago

Thank you to our @ExtraLife4Kids team, raising awareness and fundraising for your local hospitals! You unlocked 19 PlayguePals Milestones this year with team donations, you are amazing! @SheScientist @KrysJorg @B3atrix_K1dd0 @CMNHospitals @Sindrolik @SeeminglyTaintd @ChildrensLA

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SeeminglyTainted @SeeminglyTaintd

2 years ago

Things my work bestie does knowing I have autoimmune progesterone dermititis and I got my period: - gets me crushed ice since I'm nauseous & having hot flashes - offers to take work off my plate - brings me snacks to make me feel better - cuddles with me when our work is done

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SeeminglyTainted @SeeminglyTaintd

2 years ago

Resident: "It's your birthday! Happy birthday!" Me: "Aww thanks buddy!" Resident: "How old are you?" Me: "I'm 29 today! It's my golden birthday ☺️" Resident: "Oh, okay... You can drink now!" 🤣🤣🤣

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SeeminglyTainted @SeeminglyTaintd

2 years ago

*me leaving for break as the students come to shadow 40 minutes late* My supervisor to the student: "Your trainer is going on break, so you'll be shadowing Vicki until she comes back. Brittany is the over-caffeinated one with the purple hair always on the move. Can't miss her."

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SeeminglyTainted @SeeminglyTaintd

2 years ago

Me seeing an open shift tonight sent 3 hours ago that still isn't filled knowing there is at least a 75% chance I'll be asked to stay tonight: 😳🫣

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SeeminglyTainted @SeeminglyTaintd

2 years ago

Resident: *flips me off after being sassy* Me: "You're funny. I like you." Her: "I like you too." *Flips me off again then proceeds to blow me a kiss* 🤣🤣🤣