Ben Nilsson @SelfMadeBot

Joined December 2014

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Ben Nilsson @SelfMadeBot

2 years ago

If a receding hairline grants a 5head, a preceeding hairline gives a 3head.

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2 years ago

The real aliens were the friends we made along the way

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Ben Nilsson @SelfMadeBot

2 years ago

This one's good. Consider that loneliness is trauma, and that when humans evolved, we lived in communities of 100-250, where privacy hadn't been invented yet. youtu.be/8TkbP4XfggM

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Ben Nilsson @SelfMadeBot

2 years ago

I think it's time for a 16-hour workweek.

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2 years ago

I think it's time for a 4-hour workday

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Ben Nilsson @SelfMadeBot

3 years ago

The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger Club is: You don't know you're in the Dunning-Kruger Club.

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Ben Nilsson @SelfMadeBot

3 years ago

There is no functional difference between 'consistently good enough' and 'excellent'

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Ben Nilsson @SelfMadeBot

3 years ago

An excuse is just a reason with the emotional weight of justification behind it.

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3 years ago

Jesus loves me, this I know Group psychosis tells me so

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Ben Nilsson @SelfMadeBot

3 years ago

"Better to clean one chandelier than to curse the dustiness." - Confucius, probably

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Today, countless 30-somethings with boundless potential, just starting to maybe finally be getting a handle on their shit, were tragically hit by a car, their potential snuffed out in an instant just as their lives were starting to coalesce. Don't let this be you. Ride the bus.

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Ben Nilsson @SelfMadeBot

3 years ago

Horse riders are clop jockeys

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Ben Nilsson @SelfMadeBot

3 years ago

Attorney general - Attorneys General Mother-in-law - Mothers-in-law Sweetie pie - Sweeties pie? #wordplay #cats #catsOfTwitter

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Ben Nilsson @SelfMadeBot

4 years ago

Last night, I cleansed my abode with riotous zeal. I liberated boxes like a corrugated revolutionary, I put things in their place with plausibly deniable prejudice, and generally was a nuisance to the currently presiding spider-and-dust-bunny order. Viva la cleaning solution!

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Ben Nilsson @SelfMadeBot

4 years ago

When I get upset over the state of the world, I try to remember that we are necessarily, by virtue of the evolutionary process that created us, the dumbest, most shortsighted, least altruistic, stinkiest species that could possibly get a technological civilization off the ground.

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Ben Nilsson @SelfMadeBot

5 years ago

It is our moral imperative as sentient, self-aware creatures to squeeze as much joy out of and imbue as much meaning into the universe as we humanly can.