Seminary Prof. (OoC) @SeminaryProfOoC
The real (out of context) statements from anonymous seminary professors from around the US - submit yours to: [email protected] Joined February 2014-
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"This one isn't scented. You go over there."
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*passes around markers because they're scented like fruit*
On preaching: "Well, you've got the Holy Spirit. Put it to the test! I've done that a few times."
"Okay, here's me throwing the book, or Hubert, stealing the chicken."
"And it's also blamable, because he stole it. He stole my chicken."
"Squeak, squeaker, squeakum. On page 34 he says -- WHAT was I even going to write?"
"He mentions pooping and I missed it?!"
On Teresa of Avila: "I can't wait to spend some time with her on the New Earth. I think maybe we'll go on a Disney cruise or something."
@smarcorodriguez ^^^ our thoughts exactly
On questionable theology, continued: "There's more buts than ever up here."
On questionable theology: "Okay, but we have to insert a whole load of buts along the way."
"I think I might even enjoy New Creation Vegemite."
On us, sort of: "We're just sitting on our bums, Strumming harps, Singing hymns all the time."
On the New Creation: "And all your handguns will turn into coffee mugs."
"No one's touched that text with a barge pole because it's so mysteriously... complicated."
On bad whiteboard markers: "What is it about the things in this room?"
"Yes, look, you get out of Hell through the Devil's butt." - Comments on Dante
"Everybody agrees: the Lord is coming back."
J.T. Young, MDiv @jyoungjr
141 Followers 903 Following Antiracist ✊ | Ally 🏳️🌈 | Vegetarian 🌱 | Children’s Pastor ✝️ | he/him/his 🚹
Fides Quaerens @FidesQJournal
428 Followers 4K Following Journal of Religion & Culture. Publishing political, religious, literary, and poetic writing by creedal-christian undergraduate and graduate students.
RONdezvous @RonRienstra
688 Followers 825 Following Professor of Preaching&Worship Arts, @westernsem MI | E7 | Worship Words | Church at Church| he/him | fave class: liturgical shenanigans
Brittany Stichter @mploringmyfathr
52 Followers 218 Following
Brandon Morton @ThatsWat_B_Said
246 Followers 332 Following Yeah, it's me. I was that guy but not anymore. I have been rescued, redeemed, and remade. I have a loving wife, beautiful children, a ministry, and a mission.
Andy Smith @BeerCanChxnLuvr
38 Followers 51 Following
Amber Taylor @Amberjane02
63 Followers 55 Following daughter, sister, friend, farmers market enthusiast, baker, lover of life and Jesus.
Kim Ok @HeekimOkWeed2
12 Followers 75 Following
Charles Tijou @rarecatchaz
2K Followers 4K Following
Benjamin McKnight @b_mcknight
87 Followers 399 Following Grant CRC's Pastor. Kayla's husband. Leo's dad. Benson's fur-dad. 'You couldn't handle my undivided attention...' -Dwight K. Schrute
Kelly J Perotti @kellyjperotti
1K Followers 3K Following Commissioned Minister, CCDOC | MDiv Student | Enneagram Teacher | Contributor NIV Bible for Women (Zondervan 2015)
Brijesh Sharma @Brijesh74186088
37 Followers 125 Following
Fr Stephen Imbarrato @FrStephenImb
3K Followers 4K Following Fr. Imbarrato, abolitionist activist priest, is calling for Constitutional Personhood to end pre-born child killing NOW! Obedient Catholic; anti-sede!
dramazocker88 @dramazock
114 Followers 2K Following
NewBrunswickSeminary @NBTS1784
371 Followers 547 Following New Brunswick Theological Seminary was founded in 1784 – one of the first seminaries established in North America .
Charles A. Tijou @RareCat
402K Followers 449K Following Southern shore of Lake Ontario-Photographer/Writer/Artist/Collector/Sociologist/Treasure Hunter/BeachComber/VipESLTeacher/RCAChristianBornAgainPreachingElder
Frank Pavone @frfrankpavone
245K Followers 128K Following Personal account. Fulltime prolife leader. Ordained 1988. National Co-Chair, ProLife Voices for Trump. Director, @priestsforlife YouTube-FrFrankPavone
Erika @erikaanne5825
236 Followers 1K Following Prison Chaplain | She/her | Bi | Justice & truth seeker | Coffee drinker | Listener | Dismantle racist cisheteropatriarchy || Opinions mine, RT not endorsements
Silence Teaches | Ric... @richlewis01
18K Followers 18K Following Break through limiting beliefs. Overcome your fears. Take daily, inspired action. Make a lasting impact in the world.
Matt Smith @Smitherd
303 Followers 441 Following
Brazen Church @BrazenChurch
2K Followers 3K Following We're breaking apart longstanding lies about #God and finding #Truth in the rubble. Download our free ebook here: https://t.co/CcVSVeYE0W
Anjana Sharma @AnjanaS04544708
25 Followers 110 Following
Anjana Sharma @AnjanaS66682836
26 Followers 110 Following
Brijeshsharma.7719@g @Brijeshsharma73
28 Followers 142 Following
Anjana Sharma @AnjanaS24140239
25 Followers 202 Following
PTSem Film Fest @ptsfilmfest
146 Followers 666 Following The official Twitter home of the Princeton Seminary Film Festival. Come watch and theologize with us!
Kush Sharma @KushsharmaK
31 Followers 130 Following
Cody Smith @PrazCody
17 Followers 146 Following
Lee Theology @LeeTheology
384 Followers 1K Following The official Twitter home of the Lee University Department of Theology. Connect, chat, theologize.
Mohan Kumar @MohanRadha9462
49 Followers 305 Following
Bryant DeKruyter @PastorBryGuy
24 Followers 99 Following Husband. Student. Preacher. Professional Athlete. Can't Dunk.
Jacob J. Erickson @jacobjerickson
3K Followers 2K Following prairie theologian | #climatejustice | #queer🏳️🌈 | #Lutheran | environmental humanities | prof at @tcddublin | he/him (tweets, opinions mine)
Nate Turner @natejturner
26K Followers 22K Following Husband | Father | #CREATL | @ctrpartners | #beintentional | I help companies find the best place to do business.
Matt Oosterhouse @MattOosterhouse
75 Followers 245 Following Winemaker’s Apprentice and vitaculture enthusiast. INFP. Plants. Poetry. Mindfulness. Kindness. Liberation. Deconstructing from toxic Christianity.
Rebecca DePoe @RebeccaDePoe
234 Followers 720 Following I'm a pastor at Mt.Nebo UPC. INFJ. Enneagram #9. I like to walk my dog, cook, and sit in traffic on 376.
PTS Alumni/ae @PTSAlumniae
228 Followers 155 Following Princeton Theological Seminary prepares women and men to serve Jesus Christ. A way the Seminary continues to thrive is through the ministries of its Alumni/ae.
Russell Clayton, PhD @ProfessorRWC
3K Followers 4K Following
Brad Bridges @bradbridges
54K Followers 49K Following Husband to @LindseyBBridges. Dad of 3. Pastor, Coach, and Strategy Consultant. Tweets mine. RT/Fol≠endrsmnt.
Matt Capps @MattCapps
56K Followers 56K Following Husband and Father | Lead Pastor at @FairviewBC | Author https://t.co/LfbICeGiuc | M.Div. @SEBTS | D.Min. @GordonConwell | Ph.D. candidate at @CollegeRidley
Jonathan Assink @jonassink
941 Followers 828 Following On your left. Fan of all the great shows. Progressive Christianity and deconstruction. #goms #gobiz Same username everywhere.
Western Theological S... @westernsem
3K Followers 1K Following By God's grace, forming women and men for faithful Christian ministry and participation in the Triune God's ongoing redemptive work in the world.
Rev Kayla Kelly-Beard... @RevLizzle
835 Followers 1K Following Princeton Theological Seminary ‘17 • CMU ‘13 #UMC #Elder #UMCYoungClergy #MillenialPastor #WMT
Thom Rainer @ThomRainer
205K Followers 186K Following CEO of Church Answers. Husband to Nellie Jo. Dad to Sam, Art, Jess. Granddad to Canon Maggie Nathaniel Will Harper Bren Joshua Collins Joel Dominic James.
Union Pres. Seminary @UPSeminary
4K Followers 2K Following We exist by God’s grace to educate, inspire, and support generations of bold, faithful servant leaders.
wesleyhhill @wesleyhhill
267 Followers 4K Following VP of Operations and Strategic Partnerships. (Trivela Group). ex - Nike Advanced Innovation
Frank Pavone @frfrankpavone
245K Followers 128K Following Personal account. Fulltime prolife leader. Ordained 1988. National Co-Chair, ProLife Voices for Trump. Director, @priestsforlife YouTube-FrFrankPavone
Charles A. Tijou @RareCat
402K Followers 449K Following Southern shore of Lake Ontario-Photographer/Writer/Artist/Collector/Sociologist/Treasure Hunter/BeachComber/VipESLTeacher/RCAChristianBornAgainPreachingElder
NewBrunswickSeminary @NBTS1784
371 Followers 547 Following New Brunswick Theological Seminary was founded in 1784 – one of the first seminaries established in North America .
Erika @erikaanne5825
236 Followers 1K Following Prison Chaplain | She/her | Bi | Justice & truth seeker | Coffee drinker | Listener | Dismantle racist cisheteropatriarchy || Opinions mine, RT not endorsements
Silence Teaches | Ric... @richlewis01
18K Followers 18K Following Break through limiting beliefs. Overcome your fears. Take daily, inspired action. Make a lasting impact in the world.
Matt Smith @Smitherd
303 Followers 441 Following
PTSem Film Fest @ptsfilmfest
146 Followers 666 Following The official Twitter home of the Princeton Seminary Film Festival. Come watch and theologize with us!
Brazen Church @BrazenChurch
2K Followers 3K Following We're breaking apart longstanding lies about #God and finding #Truth in the rubble. Download our free ebook here: https://t.co/CcVSVeYE0W
Kush Sharma @KushsharmaK
31 Followers 130 Following
Table of Grace @TableofGrace
4K Followers 3K Following Experience modern worship at @CUMCPlano with the music leadership of @jones7548, the preaching of @chaddermac & the warmth our community. Sundays at 11:00!
Cody Smith @PrazCody
17 Followers 146 Following
Lee Theology @LeeTheology
384 Followers 1K Following The official Twitter home of the Lee University Department of Theology. Connect, chat, theologize.
Mohan Kumar @MohanRadha9462
49 Followers 305 Following
Rabbi Ruti Regan @RutiRegan
18K Followers 14K Following #ParshaChat. @rsocialskills. Ritual research @HLSPOD. All-in on American democracy. @[email protected]
Bryant DeKruyter @PastorBryGuy
24 Followers 99 Following Husband. Student. Preacher. Professional Athlete. Can't Dunk.
Katrina Davis @hodul25
1K Followers 2K Following The box was a universe; a poem; frozen on the boundaries of human experience.
Ignacia Washington @ignaciawashin77
565 Followers 2K Following A story should have a beginning; a middle; and an end... but not necessarily in that order.
Michael Nichols @DrMikeNichols
149K Followers 8K Following Supporting Leaders and Teams with Organizational Growth for More Than 30 Years
Jonathan Gundlach @jpgundy
654 Followers 885 Following Ordained Minister & Attorney | GRACE/SF | Invitas Leadership | Clergy Alum, UC Berkeley Center for the Science of Psychedelics | Formerly @citychurchsf
Matt Oosterhouse @MattOosterhouse
75 Followers 245 Following Winemaker’s Apprentice and vitaculture enthusiast. INFP. Plants. Poetry. Mindfulness. Kindness. Liberation. Deconstructing from toxic Christianity.
Nate Turner @natejturner
26K Followers 22K Following Husband | Father | #CREATL | @ctrpartners | #beintentional | I help companies find the best place to do business.
W. Travis McMaken @WTravisMcMaken
5K Followers 3K Following Interim Dean, @Lindenwood_CAH / @LindenwoodU (views are my own and time-stamped), Butler Bible Endowed Prof. of Rel.; @Presbyterian CV=https://t.co/JdT9rDHgE0
Jacob J. Erickson @jacobjerickson
3K Followers 2K Following prairie theologian | #climatejustice | #queer🏳️🌈 | #Lutheran | environmental humanities | prof at @tcddublin | he/him (tweets, opinions mine)
Steven Knight @StevenKnight09
5K Followers 56 Following Christ follower, Lead Pastor, church consultant, and Founder & Executive Director of https://t.co/VAzlnVTtpX
Russell Clayton, PhD @ProfessorRWC
3K Followers 4K Following
Craig Greenfield @craigasauros
17K Followers 3K Following An outsider who helps insiders become alongsiders. Lived 16yrs in slums, inspiring me to start @AlongsidersIntl serving thousands... Pirate of Justice.
Rebecca DePoe @RebeccaDePoe
234 Followers 720 Following I'm a pastor at Mt.Nebo UPC. INFJ. Enneagram #9. I like to walk my dog, cook, and sit in traffic on 376.
Josh Clark @joshclarkis
16K Followers 418 Following Grow your Freedom to be More Powerful and More Profitable by Following The Warrior's Way | #Strategist | #Entrepreneur | #Coach | #Father
Matt Capps @MattCapps
56K Followers 56K Following Husband and Father | Lead Pastor at @FairviewBC | Author https://t.co/LfbICeGiuc | M.Div. @SEBTS | D.Min. @GordonConwell | Ph.D. candidate at @CollegeRidley
Brad Bridges @bradbridges
54K Followers 49K Following Husband to @LindseyBBridges. Dad of 3. Pastor, Coach, and Strategy Consultant. Tweets mine. RT/Fol≠endrsmnt.
NoahCurran @NoahCurran
13K Followers 296 Following Life & Business Strategist💡Entrepreneur 📈 Artifical Intelligence Expert 🖥 Business Leader
Todd Adkins @ToddAdkins
211K Followers 124K Following EVP @inspireexp | Leadership Development Content | Framework Builder | Podcaster | Starter/Fixer | Business Development | #LeadershipPipeline #Tech #Blockchain
Jonathan Assink @jonassink
941 Followers 828 Following On your left. Fan of all the great shows. Progressive Christianity and deconstruction. #goms #gobiz Same username everywhere.
Dr. Mark Penick @MarkEPenick
30K Followers 19K Following Husband of @StarrlaRPenick - Daddy to Jaxton, Crewson, & Luxeigh - Pastor of First Baptist Brandon, Florida - Runner.
Rev Kayla Kelly-Beard... @RevLizzle
835 Followers 1K Following Princeton Theological Seminary ‘17 • CMU ‘13 #UMC #Elder #UMCYoungClergy #MillenialPastor #WMT
Pastor Chelsea @ChelsTheAx
242 Followers 314 Following Preaching and mothering gd cheetah Keep the blood in your head Keep your feet on the ground
Thom Rainer @ThomRainer
205K Followers 186K Following CEO of Church Answers. Husband to Nellie Jo. Dad to Sam, Art, Jess. Granddad to Canon Maggie Nathaniel Will Harper Bren Joshua Collins Joel Dominic James.
Angela @TheWakingTulip
2K Followers 2K Following Grateful daughter, hungry writer, Type 1 diabetic, INFJ, relentless rejoicer, merry friend, wild moonflower, chaplain of sorts at a cat sanctuary, Jesus' girl
wesleyhhill @wesleyhhill
267 Followers 4K Following VP of Operations and Strategic Partnerships. (Trivela Group). ex - Nike Advanced Innovation
Dave Brisbin @DaveBrisbin
7K Followers 5K Following As author, pastor, and counselor, helping build the awareness to clear away anything that limits real connection in relationship and trust in spirituality.
Matt Risting @MattRisting
307 Followers 1K Following
Jannalee Nieuwenhuis @jannalee_n
201 Followers 341 Following do no harm, but take no shit. // she, her, hers
April Fiet @aprilfiet
13K Followers 4K Following Lover of words, gardening, chickens, and bread. Pastor. Yarn artist. Oxford comma stan account. Author of: The Sacred Pulse @broadleaf_books
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