Server Chronicles @ServerChronicle
Joined February 2013-
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Walk in cooler curtains will brutally beat your ass and not even feel bad about it.
I'm so sick of fake smiling. 😬 @99serverprobs
Hello, welcome to the land of double standards. I'll be your trusty meal slave today. Feel free to talk to me as shitty as mgmt does. #fuck
I cannot express in words how bad I hate my job! I could however, express it with dynamite and gasoline. @99serverprobs @waitresslife
Legs are killing me! Might just cut them off today. #serverprobs
Standing on feet & legs all day that are sore AF from cramping all night because you stood on em all day the day before. #serverprobs #ouch
Can I get another ranch? Sure, you want that up your dick hole!? 😡 #serverprobs
Prepared to stand around and do nothing this shift because everybody is grilling out. #serverprobs
Another slow ass day trapped in culinary hell! 😾🔫
Setting the tone for Sunday brunch. Can I get a fuck you?
Stuffing menu covers has to be the most nerve wrecking thing ever! Why don't the sheets just fit? Stupid shit! @99serverprobs @bitchywaiter
May your aprons be as bountiful as a new Mother's milk engorged breasts this Mother's Day weekend!
Is butter a carb? #MeanGirls @99serverprobs @bitchywaiter @waitresslife
Apparently the church crowd is unaware of the 7 deadly sins.... 2 of which are Gluttony & greed... #serverproblems
Terms of endearment such as sweetheart, honey, baby, etc.. Are really just code for fucker, asshole, bitch etc. in server lingo #serverlife
Want lemon with your water? Doesn't matter. Yes, bitch, it does! I ain't trying to cut more so I can just throw it in the trash later.
Bitter @thebitter_bistr
84 Followers 527 Following Servers don't pay their rent with compliments! Join me as I lead the server revolution against Yelp.
Life Of A Server @LOAS411
32 Followers 174 Following The life of a server is not a boring one. Rant, vent, laugh & share your ridiculous serving stories with us at https://t.co/u2olwucRx4
Taylor ✖️ @taaylorjean
12 Followers 29 Following
Emily @emilyjane_h
169 Followers 200 Following
Courtney❤️🦄 @xcourtneyjanexx
1K Followers 3K Following the only thing you should let bring you down is gravity. LH44 JH10
Ashlynn Clinton @Ashlynn423
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carlyluccia @carlyluccia
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momorita 🍹 @MMIIRRAANNDDAA_
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Bitter @thebitterbistro
1K Followers 212 Following Servers don't pay their rent with compliments! Join me as I lead the server revolution against Yelp.
Jayme @Jayme_07
126 Followers 2K Following Organized chaos extraordinaire. I don’t understand the human experience, but I can pair wine for most of its events. 🐈🐈⬛🖤💛
Mighty Nigels @SirNigels
529 Followers 640 Following
Wendy Elizabeth Lara @wendyylara1212
80 Followers 272 Following
Enterscholastic @Enterscholastic
326 Followers 2K Following Get up. Come on. Get down with the sickness.
¢αяσℓιηє я�... @Toozeeaunt
573 Followers 2K Following every lil thing is gonna be gang gang •she/her•
Krazee Momma @krazeemomma123
8 Followers 44 Following
United Service Ind. @UnitedServiceIn
133 Followers 586 Following Provides good times for every hardworking INDUSTRIAN in the Omaha Metro area. Save money, tip well, have fun.
I Like My Waitress @ilikemywaitress
659 Followers 2K Following Bigger tips, happier customers, more success. Download the free iOS app at http://t.co/FS8bnYhWeN #ilikemywaitress #serverlife #waitressprobs
Crystal @CrystallizeCC
185 Followers 384 Following I have a city girls attitude and a country girls aim... Keep pushing me and you'll see both. IG CrystallizeCC
Hostess Probz @HostLifeProbz
101 Followers 94 Following The daily struggles of the Front of House staff. #HostessProblems
Kim Sweeney @ksweeney826
12 Followers 99 Following
Emily Chrisley @emchrisley
102 Followers 117 Following
angela new @anew1976
186 Followers 853 Following
Kelsey Baker @kelseybaker1414
23 Followers 149 Following
John Mark Brown 🐀 @john_mark_brown
296 Followers 866 Following Writer In-Between | Philadelphia’s Leading Tegan & Sara Historian | Now Eating Fast Food in a Strip Mall Parking Lot Near You | 🛸🦝
iMARRIEDtheCHEF @mismistical
46 Followers 211 Following server/hostess/manager/expomarried the head chef
Madison Brucee @Madison_Bruce
102 Followers 322 Following
Server_Struggle @server_struggle
306 Followers 104 Following Surviving the server/bartender struggle.
Order up Crew @OrderupRest
314 Followers 1K Following Order up is fictitious restaurant in a comedy series that is based on wild happenings and situations in the restaurant. Please support us at kickstarter!!!!!
A$AP Fern @alyssalaurennn
150 Followers 204 Following
Dean T NJ @DeanTantum
57 Followers 567 Following
Natasha @natashaaaa89
21 Followers 100 Following I read, I write, I drink obscene amounts of tea. Mischief managed ⚡
Stephintothefreezer @stephc_hall
380 Followers 753 Following
Hannah Wright @hwright1986
37 Followers 137 Following
servers at heart @waitresslife
11K Followers 381 Following there are SEVEN of us. sometimes we post #serverprobs and sometimes we vent about our lives.
I live to serve you @ServingyouProbz
7K Followers 3K Following because anyone who works this business knows they're a slave to tips
Server Problems @ServingProblems
58 Followers 23 Following Everything you want to yell out at customers but you can't because you'll loose your job ;)
Dane Cook @DaneCook
2.5M Followers 935 Following NEW Live in '25 tour dates are up! https://t.co/QlIQyz84dP
Restaurant Bitch @DoubleTheTax
3K Followers 262 Following if i hear even the slightest utterance of double the tax your party is over.
Worst Waiter Ever @worstwaiterever
817 Followers 91 Following Can you watch my tables? Im gonna go smoke real quick.
Waiter Please @WaiterPlease
578 Followers 217 Following Rants, quotes & stories from a waiters pov. After 20+ yrs in the biz, the shit we here from our guests makes us luv/hate people, & the biz, in a matter of mins.
Booth Extra Ranch @BoothExtraRanch
892 Followers 264 Following Humor and rants for the hospitality industry.
youreserverhatesyou @ihatetoserve
31 Followers 91 Following
Server Rants @ServerRantz
973 Followers 15 Following I don't want to serve you as much as you don't want to wait for your food.
Bartender HatesU @BartnderHatesU
4K Followers 284 Following If you don't think this account is funny then I probably hate you.
Culture. Popped. @popculturrrr
3K Followers 1 Following
Bitchy Server @bitchysever
74 Followers 28 Following
Bartender Problems @BartenderProb
3K Followers 2 Following Tweet your #BartenderProblems to @BartenderProb I retweet the best ones
Your Bartender @Bartenders_Hate
3K Followers 489 Following Bartending all while watching society and its morals crumble around me
Emma 🏳️⚧️ @emmatransfae
3K Followers 1 Following Used to be a boy but I leveled up 💞🏳️⚧️ Yes it's real and free 👇
Shit Servers Say @ShitServersSay
14K Followers 1 Following I’m waiting tables to make money, not friends! I reveal what we servers are REALLY SAYING not what you think you’re hearing! Go see #HowToAnnoyYourServer #SSSTrends for United States
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