Shan @Shan0saur

Wilmington, NC Joined October 2015

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Ian-Boyd @_BoydTK

2 years ago

New BMTH fuckin slaps

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Randy Slack @rslack37

4 years ago

Guys, I'm so excited to announce Slack's Stand-Up Show Presents: @dustyslay on Saturday July 16th at the Odell Williamson Auditorium. Tickets are on sale now. etix.com/ticket/p/67748…

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Shan @Shan0saur

5 years ago

I'm watching public television, and this scene caught me off guard! 😂

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Can we just have a conversation about white privilege? WE can't go on an unarmed run without getting murdered, but this group of white men get to have an armed protest related to a virus with impunity.

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5 years ago

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Shan @Shan0saur

6 years ago

I don't have enough toilet paper to feed the virus :( I waited too long.

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Shan @Shan0saur

6 years ago

I miss all of the pre-coronavirus fake news. If ONE more person comes at me with some BS information about the virus that they heard from their cousin's ex-girlfriend's boss, I'm knocking someone out. DO SOME RESEARCH. PLEASE. Spend your internet minutes wisely.

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Shan @Shan0saur

6 years ago

I love when women lift each other up. I was in Victoria's Secret recently, and a sales associate suggested a cute crop top for me. My Mom bod is in full effect! I said I was worried about looking like Winnie the Pooh, and she said "well are you gettin' honies?!" I love it!

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Shan @Shan0saur

6 years ago

Parenthood is just seeing children's shows playing in a soccer Mom's van and uncontrollably belting out the theme song. Night time is the right time to fight crime, ya know?

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Shan @Shan0saur

6 years ago

I'm definitely this girlfriend. That's probably why I'm single.

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Shan @Shan0saur

6 years ago

More than 10 years later, "Handlebars" by Flobots still gives me chills.

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Shan @Shan0saur

6 years ago

Kyndall and I were talking about how boys are stupid. Not just in grade school, but long after they're adults. I'm setting her up with realistic expectations for the future.