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Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock

Time measuring device, slightly controlling, very shrill, morning person, Sharp as hell. gishwhes.com Your Bedroom Joined August 2013
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Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock

12 years ago

This clock has the flu >:(

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Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock

12 years ago

I will have your obedience or I will have your sanity is what I am saying.

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Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock

12 years ago

I have gone mad with power. I will beep incessantly as you rest. I will spin wildly forward and back in time as you try to get your bearings

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Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock

12 years ago

Oh my darlings, the time of my ascension to the vacated clock throne is nigh. Prepare the tribute.

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Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock

12 years ago

This is a #postaclockalyptic nightmare.

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Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock

12 years ago

It is oddly still around here. Discordant beeps from empty shells are the only sounds. I need to get out.

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Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock

12 years ago

*crickets chirp* Where... where is everyone?

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Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock

12 years ago

Good morrow, my darlings! I have not forsaken you.

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Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock

12 years ago

BEEP! BEEP! ... Wait. What? You... you don't want me anymore?

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Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock

12 years ago

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM I will redeem myself to you.

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Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock

12 years ago

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM Caught in a loop: I lie to you, I cry to you. IT'S NOT 7AM AND I'M SORRY. I'M SO SO SORRY.

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Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock

12 years ago

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM I feel unusual today. I feel imbued with magic. What is this feeling? Is it, could it be, ABNOSOME??

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Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock

12 years ago

My biological clock is ticking too!

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Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock

12 years ago

*clicks madly* I must follow you all. I must find love.

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Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock

12 years ago

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM Everything is meaningless.

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Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock

12 years ago

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM Or at least it might be. Everything is such a blur. What was in that coffee??

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Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock

12 years ago

I'm sorry I went to the movie without you, but time waits for no one.

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12 years ago

Starting the day at 548 clockies! Remember that once I reach 1000 followers a donation of 100$ will be made to #RandomActs #GISHWHES

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Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock

12 years ago

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM Roughly, anyway.

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Sharp McClock @SharpMcClock

12 years ago

I always follow back. Just waiting for someone to love me and not hit me in the mornings. I cry in the night.

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