Shell 🐚 🇵🇸 @Shell_Johnson34
Shell which is short for Michelle which is the French version of my name. Portland Maine Stand Up Comic. Lover of stuff that kicks ass. Drinker of Seltzer. Portland, ME Joined May 2018-
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"Hello Sharks. I didn't invent anything , im just here to clean Kevin O'Learys' clock"
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George Carlin: "Smug, greedy, well-fed white people have invented a language to conceal their sins. Israeli murderers are called commandos. Arab commandos are called terrorists."
I dunno man. People posted clips of Joe Biden villifying black people, and everyone ignored it or decided that he had learned to be a better person. You tell me.
I dunno man. People posted clips of Joe Biden villifying black people, and everyone ignored it or decided that he had learned to be a better person. You tell me.
People who say this only listen to Country
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“Be careful what you wish for…you know there could be high profile Democrats implicated in the Epstein files…” Uhh, okay. Sounds good to me. This isn’t about politics.
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Watching RedZone feeds a lack of focus and is a far worse experience than immersing yourself fully into a single game beginning to end
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all we do these days is watch the worst people on earth get rewarded over and over and over again
all we do these days is watch the worst people on earth get rewarded over and over and over again
Yeah, the people in this focus group are horrible, but so are the people who are laughing.
Yeah, the people in this focus group are horrible, but so are the people who are laughing.
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Chicago is the best city in the world surrounded by one of the most bland and racist cultural wastelands ever created
Chicago is the best city in the world surrounded by one of the most bland and racist cultural wastelands ever created
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If you use the R word I cannot emphasize just how much it makes me absolutely doubt everything else you say and dismiss you as a thinker and person.
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My favorite genre of liberal posting is "none of this would be happening if you all had just voted for the people who set the stage for all of this"
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I am bilingual, which means there are only 2 languages.
I am bilingual, which means there are only 2 languages.
It's gonna be funny when he dies, and the baseball dudes I follow will be tweeting pitching/hitting stats about an upcoming game like nothing happened
Oh, so when you actually do Trump shit you don't tweet in all caps?
Oh, so when you actually do Trump shit you don't tweet in all caps?
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If weed damages ya short term memory imagine what weed can do.
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Honestly at this point it’s fucking embarrassing that one of the cumtown guys is doing more honest journalism than many mainstream outlets
Honestly at this point it’s fucking embarrassing that one of the cumtown guys is doing more honest journalism than many mainstream outlets
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Obsessed with them wearing the reflective vests over the camouflage
Obsessed with them wearing the reflective vests over the camouflage
Me when an electrician is going on an extremely long rant about a job they're doing and I have no clue what the fuck they are talking about
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