Library Confidential @ShhhLibrary
because without me, you would not believe the shit that goes on in libraries Joined November 2011-
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Extremely annoying patron, to my co-worker: "I'm petrified of that young red-haired girl!" #iamthatyoungredhairedgirl WINNING
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"They gon' hafta transfer a whole lotta bodies!" #patronsays Should I be concerned? #libraryconfidential
Can we put a limit on the number of times one can derisively say "Taxachusetts" before 9:30 am? #patronsays #libraryconfidential
"Why the hell some white woman thinking she on top of the world? 'Cause 75% of em ain't as special as they think" #patronsays
"There are a lot of crooked people in here. I'm going to go use the restroom, but I want you to make sure I get in and out safely." #library
Someone took a shit in the trashcan again. #noshit #libraryconfidential
Yeah, allright, if you can show me a series of photos depicting your car in a 12-ft fireball, you can have your fines waived #circdesk
who are all these people that don't understand the concept of overdue fines and why d they keep bothering me? #circdesk #libraryconfidential
"I was a little riled up last time I came in because I was drunk and I didn't eat anything." #drunkpatron #libraryconfidential #awkward
Just wallpapered my kitchen with my #CVSReceipt!
So they insisted on self-service everything and now our network is down. Fail. #libraryconfidential #fail
I want to renew items "Do you have your card?" No, because I would have to get out of bed for that #lazy #libraryconfidential
library sticker placement fail #awkward #iknowanoldladywhoswallowed tinypic.com/r/21kh65k/5
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Sorry, rest of the world, Junior and I can't help you now. We're too busy helping some loon cross a canyon on a piece of floss.
Just had to catalog a Bible on-the-fly. Couldn't resist: Author: God et al #libraryconfidential
highlight of my day so far: marked howard stern's "private parts" as "missing".
Dear @weatherchannel stop trying to make named sunshowers happen
Me (politely): Hi, how are you? Patron: I'm great! I just got out of jail today!
my version: Did you pack the towels? autocorrect's version: Did you piss on the concierge? #closeenough #dyac
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