Shirley_Problem @Shirley_Problem
Ruling over RPI with an iron fist, a wooden death star, and more money than God Himself. Not Shirley & not representing her. Parody. Troy Joined March 2013-
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No problem, though I'm more about celebrating my own successes and couldn't care less if the students succeed. #RPIRHC #RPI #Rensselaer #SavetheUnion
Following @save_rpis_union so I can stop their dastardly plans in their tracks, and to punish the students involved by forcing another Summer Arch on them. #RPIRHC #RPI #Rensselaer #SavetheUnion #ShirleyProblem
You can't change the world. You can't even sit in my special chair. #RPIRHC #RPI #Rensselaer #SavetheUnion
Students want to control their own Union. So I'm destroying the whole campus and letting it slide down the hill and crush the rest of Troy. #RPIRHC #RPI #Rensselaer #SavetheUnion
Celebrating 20 years of a quickly receding hairline, and a tyrannical grip over a fearful student body. news.rpi.edu/content/2019/1… It's been awhile, but I'm back with a vengeance. #RPI #ShirleyProblem #RPIRHC #RPI #Rensselaer #SavetheUnion
Thinking about suing the NSA; Prism sounds an awful lot like the software RPI uses to monitor students webmail accounts. #FeelinLucky
Some faculty member who drives a mini-van parks in the handicapped space near my personal parking space. #ShirelyProblem
Taking summer classes? Some building's heat will remain on all summer. Others: conditioned down to 45 degrees fahrenheit. #PunishTheStudious
I hate finals week; students begin to look chipper as their semesters come to a close. #HappyStudentsPissMeOff
I have an oil on canvas painting of myself above my bed; I can only sleep well when I know I'm watching me. #TheShirleyLife
Senior pranks on graduation day are the worst. Entire classes have handed stones to school presidents when shaking their hands. #ShirleyFear
It's not racist or sexist if it's against Asians or Men; both groups must do substantially better than their peers to be accepted at RPI.
#MusicMinor? Nixing credit for jazz and clubs; a single person will now lecture music classes, direct orchestra, chamber and choir.#GoodLuck
"Love thy neighbor" is the reason I have many homes in Troy; if I'm their neighbor three times over the locals will have to love me, right?
We didn't accept too many students; they were needed to fund my raise. No additional staff will be hired to educate them. #DealWithIt
I love admission's tours season. The male students notice all the female prospective students; which will never pick RPI. #InYourDreamsNerds
RPI gave low interest loans to alumnae trying to start businesses; now only "green busineesses" qualify. #WhyNotChangeTheWorldMyAgendaOnly
G.M. week is blasphemy; I've effectively weened it to a single day, but that is still too much enjoyment for students. #StudentFunIsWrong
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