Shit Joe Rogan Says @ShitJRoganSays
Things Joe Rogan says whether during UFC events, podcasts or stand up routines. And some things he's probably thinking but not saying. Joe Rogan's World Joined January 2011-
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Of course the guy with @roynelsonmma in his corner bit somebody.
To all the motherfuckers that bitched and moaned when @Leon_edwardsmma vs @bullyb170 was rumored for #UFC300 🖕 To quote a DM about Alex/Hill "mid af". It's so bad, he couldn't even be bothered to capitalize the AF.
All of these leg kicks at #UFC298 are going to give @UrijahFaber flashbacks.
That was nice of Garry to kiss his wife then her husband. #UFC298
Somebody's getting beheaded for these audio issues, right? #JoshuaWallin
I'm going to walk into work with my head held high on Monday morning, knowing I'm not nearly as bad at my job as @ColbyCovMMA is at his. #U
It's kinda fitting that Trump was in the building for #UFC296. The boring guy that nobody cares about beat the giant piece of shit. @ColbyCovMMA is a loser just like Trump.
Kelleher got exactly what he deserved for walking into the arena with that hair. #UFC296
Guess his girl wouldn't let him out today.
Me: Hey Dillon, how many fans do you have? @dillondanis:
In the stands
Props to @WonderboyMMA for having the cajones to take this fight. @Rakhmonov1994 is a future champion. #ISeeDeezTings
Props to @WonderboyMMA for having the cajones to take this fight. @Rakhmonov1994 is a future champion. #ISeeDeezTings
Props to all of you savages getting up for the #UFCSingapore prelims. I would've been right there in my younger days. Catch you for a WILD main event. Giddy for this one.
Anybody that pays to have their name in the octagon is a dork.
"If PA has anything, they've got wrestling." - @dc_mma The PA high school I graduated from didn't have a wrestling program. Neither did the school district I attended for K-8.
Guess we're all Logan Paul fans for a night.
Anyone know where I can score E40's outfit? #Dia
Do any books have odds on Nick getting into a fight tonight? #Di
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Standing by the TV watching Frankie Edgar jog to the cage in vintage form with a twinkle in his eye only to be flatline KO’d for the third time in a row. #UFC281
@ShitJRoganSays @jakeshieldsajj I heard exactly the same thing about PED's
@ShitJRoganSays @jakeshieldsajj I heard that too. my good buddy told me this and i trust him. but I cannot verify this claim so take it as it is. He also mentioned @jakeshieldsajj sticks his fingers up his butt and then licks it — but i think that one is untrue. putting here just in case anyone else knows.
@ShitJRoganSays @ufc Paddy vs. Paulo Costa in an Ice Cream Eating contest?
@ShitJRoganSays would love to know how Taila would have done without the headbutt(s) in the fourth
@ShitJRoganSays Your tweet was quoted in an article by Essentially Sports essentiallysports.com/ufc-mma-news-d…
I’m gonna spill the beans guys.. I sharted right before my fight and had to run and clean up quick before I made the walk. Don’t tell anybody
Calvin Kattar definitely wins walkout of the night with "House of the Rising Sun" by The Animals Love that song #UFCVegas46