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Official twitter thing of /r/shittyaskscience; the internet's most reliable scientific reportage. #reddit #science #funny reddit.com/r/shittyasksci… Joined May 2015-
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Talk amongst yourselves. I'll give you another topic: The starfish is neither a star nor a fish. Discuss.
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Hey @NASA I've solved your problem with astronauts pooping in their space suits you are all very welcome
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I just want to live in a place where it's ok to drill holes through the floor.
@JerfNot @LittleMankus They know what they did
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How big was the whale that shot up all of this water? reddit.com/r/shittyasksci…
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Epic thread @Reddit /r/shittyaskscience: How long before the explosion from Galaxy Note7 reaches our solar system? reddit.com/r/shittyasksci…
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From r/shittyaskscience: "When giraffes go to work, do they put the tie at the top or bottom of their necks?" (redd.it/5fgi9s)
If there's an Extra Small and an Extra Large, why is there no Extra Medium? reddit.com/r/shittyasksci… #science #funny
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I've been staring directly at my son for two hours straight. Why hasn't my eyesight been damaged? reddit.com/r/shittyasksci… #science #funny
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