RealDonaldTrumpNot @SimDonaldTrump

I will make America great again by giving all good Americans hope and change, believe me! Joined January 2017

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RealDonaldTrumpNot @SimDonaldTrump

5 years ago

Just took performance enhancing Brain Pills to make my stable genius brain sharper and clear my beautiful thinking and OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE THESE LAST FOUR YEARS?

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5 years ago

CHINA WILL BE MADE TO PAY FOR SENDING THE UNITED STATES A HOAX THAT HAS AFFECTED ALMOST NOBODY!

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5 years ago

Once again #fakenews is on the slimy attack! My new Executive Order created a national commission to promote Probiotic education! This is my BEAUTIFUL new Health Plan!

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5 years ago

I promise that if I'm reelected Your Favorite President that Covid will go away after the Election like a miracle, just like the Clinton investigation went away after the 2016 Election!

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5 years ago

FAKE NEWS is going after the tremendously strong Jerry Falwell Jr., a Great God Man! Leave him alone, Fake News Media, or he'll be sorry!

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5 years ago

Failing New York Times says 100,000 Americans dying is an incalcuble loss. #FAKENEWS! If we know the number of dead people that means it's been calculated!

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5 years ago

#Unmasking Mike Flynn: CRIME OF THE CENTURY! Now all of you wearing masks unmask yourselves because it makes you look weak! #Obamagate

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5 years ago

I want to talk about me Want to talk about I Want to talk about number one Oh my me my What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see I like talking about flu, flu, flu, (just being sarcastic) I want to talk about me I want to talk about me

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5 years ago

I'm too SEXY for this virus, too SEXY for this virus, so SEXY it Hurts!

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5 years ago

I KNOW for tremendously certain that the Virus was created in a Chinese lab! Ivanka and Jared were BOTH created in Chinese Labs, and if the Labs can create them, they've already proved they can create a Virus!

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RealDonaldTrumpNot @SimDonaldTrump

6 years ago

To the great state of Michigan with its brave Protestors who can't stand being at home I am personally sending 300 Trump-brand Punk the Libs ventilators!

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6 years ago

Thanks to our wonderful Phone Companies and their Phone books I have new Lists of people to blame for the virus who aren't Me. Fred, in Melville, NY it's your fault! Kim in Santa Maria, CA it's your fault! Cory in Roanoke, VA totally all your fault! More to come every day!

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6 years ago

Not only was I unable to focus on the Chinese virus because of Do Nothing Democrats doing the Fake impeachment hearings, my Golf score also got worse! Sad! But I still beat everyone else who Golfed with me!

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6 years ago

If we keep the Chinese Virus Death Toll down to 100,000-200,000 we will be doing tremendously good. Acceptable losses if it means my reelection!

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6 years ago

Now that lynching someone is a felony this means Lynchers will lose their 2nd Amendment rights? UNFAIR!

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6 years ago

Jesus may have walked on Water, but I can Race on Water! I would have done it too if Daytona hadn't postponed. SAD!

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6 years ago

VIRGINIA WHO? I never...oh dammit.

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6 years ago

KENTUCKY WHO? Never heard of it. I think it's just some state that got me a soda once.

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6 years ago

UKRAINE YOU SIGNED A NON-DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT! I WILL SUE YOU FOR TALKING!

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6 years ago

In France for the tremendous G7 meeting that I'll make sure is the most best for America in history. But Russia should have been allowed back in no matter what. I should've had a G8!