Detective Chimp @SimianSleuth

“Can't talk. Detective work. Leave bottle” | Magic | #DCRP | #ParodyAcct Joined December 2020

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Detective Chimp @SimianSleuth

2 years ago

“Don’t go bring that priggish attitude in here. You don’t drink at my bar if you piss me off.” He says pushing the brandy to him.

𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃. @GONEGONEDEMON

2 years ago

“Don’t go bring that priggish attitude in here. You don’t drink at my bar if you piss me off.” He says pushing the brandy to him.

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Detective Chimp @SimianSleuth

2 years ago

“Christ on a cracker, at least Blood still has some fuckin’ manners.”

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Detective Chimp @SimianSleuth

2 years ago

“You poke me one more without putting your cash on the bar you wanker and you’re going to fine that pack of cigs up your arse.” He says exhaling a long stream for smoke from the edges of his mouth.

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Detective Chimp @SimianSleuth

3 years ago

He eyes him through the smoke of his cigarette. “We’ll talk when you pick your knuckles up off the ground, 𝐷𝑒𝑡𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒’.”

The True Batman @TrueDarkKnight7

3 years ago

He eyes him through the smoke of his cigarette. “We’ll talk when you pick your knuckles up off the ground, 𝐷𝑒𝑡𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒’.”

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Detective Chimp @SimianSleuth

3 years ago

“The depth of humanity around is about as deep as puddle of piss.”

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Detective Chimp @SimianSleuth

3 years ago

"Don't go giving up on yourself yet, the rest of already have. Should let that stop you from being optimistic, Pally."

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Detective Chimp @SimianSleuth

3 years ago

“The arrogance of intelligence is listening to the delusion of those around you who have more balls than brain to juggle.”

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Detective Chimp @SimianSleuth

3 years ago

"Even bad whiskey is better than no whiskey at all."

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Detective Chimp @SimianSleuth

3 years ago

“Is it a day ending in a ‘Y’?”

Sebastian Faust @FaustianDelight

3 years ago

“Is it a day ending in a ‘Y’?”

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“I have a theory that the truth is never told during the hours of nine-to-five.” Taking a slow drag of his cigarette before he blows the smoke out, considering the statement. “And lies are swallowed during happy hour.”