Simon Cvijanović @SimonCvijanovic
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I’ve come to realize that all of my “religious beliefs” are in fact devotions of ignorance.
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One time, I left the ‘universe’; my soul inverted, and I came out a crystal orb at the head of a staff. As I spun around, there was giant bearded man waiting for me. He laughed in a way that felt condensing, and I abruptly fell back into the orb to my body. My heart was pounding.
One time, I left the ‘universe’; my soul inverted, and I came out a crystal orb at the head of a staff. As I spun around, there was giant bearded man waiting for me. He laughed in a way that felt condensing, and I abruptly fell back into the orb to my body. My heart was pounding.
You’d think Alexa would be better at her job by now.
You’re not even remotely sympathetic until you realize telekinetics.
Weight classes. No age restriction. No gender segregation.
Simon Cvijanović retweeted
I wouldn’t be doing my killjoy job if I didn’t note that the Super Bowl is ultimately a celebration of commodified human sacrifice predicated on racialized structural coercion. In other words, it goes against a whole lot of folks’ stated principles. Just saying.
Shadows cast in the spotlight become friends in the darkness.
This leaves no reason for gender segregation in sport.
This leaves no reason for gender segregation in sport.
When I hear a whistle blow, I forget you are my brother.
Ah, Aaron’s faculty of reason.
Ah, Aaron’s faculty of reason.
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