Dylan Whitney @SimpleAmerChef
Simple American Chef Joined November 2013-
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Kid: “Dad do you have a boogie man.” Dad: “Ya, he’s called FICA and he haunts my paycheck.”
This impeachment reminds me of when I had a paper due so I pulled an all nighter to get it done before it was too late
I hear fireworks but my artwork as a kid definitely slaps harder
Quite literally, I have a legal obligation to post this.
My family never really had to worry about money. We always had food, the bills got paid, but today I learned that we don’t have a rug drawer and I felt humbled.
I like whistling after I inhale a cigarette it makes me feel like a train. 🚂 💨 💨 😚 💨 💨
To anyone that says 2020 can’t be worst. Just be optimistic about how 2021 will start! The ball will drop with millions gathered...oh shit
Anyone else have that friend that you can call about anything? Like if you’re feeling like being an angry housewife and just yell and they play along or you just want to ask them a random survey about the thinness of cheese slices or something. Maybe I’m just strange?
The Kitty Cat Dance. youtu.be/SaA_cs4WZHM via @YouTube
Can we acknowledge how strong our economy is, even during a global pandemic, national social issues, and a political race? Line our pockets with gold, cash me outside when I’m old 😋
Anyone remember when juul was getting reemed for causing respiratory failure and then a new virus called covid pops up shortly after affecting our respiratory system, except juul isn’t in the news anymore? Conspiracy theory thought.
I was filling out paperwork and I had to sign and date, I forgot the date... It’s my birthday...
USA winning gold rn for corona cases. Let’s bring that type of energy to the olympics!
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