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SAFELY libel Paul Dacre online, by stating that your Twitter account has a different world view to your offline self. (@TwopTwips)
BLAME THE INTERNET | SHAMING WOMEN ABOUT THEIR WEIGHT | TWO WOMEN WEAR CLOTHES
BAFTA COVERAGE: ALL THE SNIDE COMMENTS ABOUT WOMENS' OUTFITS.
VARIOUS ODD STORIES ABOUT PREGNANT WOMEN 'BLOSSOMING'
DANNY DYER MANAGED TO ATTEND THE BAFTAS WITHOUT ANY ARGY BARGY
PHOTOGRAPHERS' FLASHES MADE TESS DALY BLINK IN AN UNFLATTERING WAY. WE MAKE A WHOLE STORY OUT OF THAT.
MELANIE GRIFFITHS WORE A SWEAT SHIRT WITH SWEAR WORDS ON IT. NO ONE HERE EVER SWEARS. ESPECIALLY NOT PAUL DACRE.
JENNIFER LOPEZ UNRECOGNISABLE BECAUSE SHE WORE A COAT WITH HER HOOD UP. WE STILL RECOGNISED HER BUT STILL...
VARIOUS STORIES ABOUT WOMEN HAVING LEGS.
KIM KARDASHIAN'S FRIEND WORE A BIKINI. YES, WE WILL GO THAT TENUOUS.
RUBY TANDOH DARED TO HAVE AN OPINION WE DON'T LIKE. AND SHE SWORE, WHICH OUR EDITOR NEVER DOES.
KHLOE KARDASHIAN PUTS ON SWIMMING COSTUME TO FLOG PROTEIN SHAKES.
Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy
53K Followers 20K Following Je suis Marxiste—tendance Groucho. I’m a reporter and have a newsletter👇🏻 “Do you know what the sad part is…? I’m a very good tailor.” Agent: @taffyagent
Fawzi @Fawzii_22
26 Followers 1K Following
Katelin Khodai @Katelin28519149
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Tran Phuong @TranPhuong13689
3K Followers 5K Following Tài khoản chính thức , chia sẽ những điều hay ho
Daniel Corrick @DanHenryc
0 Followers 5K Following
M. T. Germani @Germani1Mt
15 Followers 97 Following É fácil e dizer que vai fazer e acontecer, nós palhaços no Centro Oeste. parte do Sudeste e Sul vamos trabalhar como loucos para financiar
Deirdre McNally @deirdre_mcnally
3 Followers 171 Following
Anne Kinross @AnneKinross
25 Followers 1K Following
Politely go along wit.. @politelygoalong
61 Followers 352 Following Politely going along with the machine
Holly Beck @holly_beck
114 Followers 648 Following Mental Health First Aid Instructor and trainee Psychotherapist in private practice
@presiden_margono @MargonoBin
12 Followers 408 Following Politik & Pemerintahan Politik Media Sosial Ekonomi & Bisnis Teknologi Pendidikan Bisnis Sekolah & Universitas Gerakan Sosial Pendidikan
Jaga @Jaga96645561
13 Followers 86 Following
Robert Sylvester @RobertS24915279
29 Followers 941 Following be yourself 🤵Believe in what you're dying for,,,,Christ is the way💖let brotherly love continues. 🛳🛳⛵⛵
Mrs.Raven Bennington @RavenBennington
34 Followers 522 Following I'm a musician and Media Talent Manager @ Livenation and Director of Marketing Artists and Releases singer/ songwriter/ guitarist/ percussionist.and Sax player
Boo @Boo07919746
2 Followers 25 Following
Waleed Abdo @WaleedA53567400
3 Followers 46 Following
Didy Didace Niyongabo @Didy_didace
26 Followers 534 Following
Kemy @Kemy04386884
8 Followers 61 Following I believe everyone can be great...yet not everyone achieves greatness, because most people often limit themselves.
John Kabwa @KabwaJohn
818 Followers 5K Following L’homme de la vérité et notable Iturien.Licencié en droit privé et judiciaire.
Mohit jaiswal @Mohitja57511222
4 Followers 62 Following
Katrin Deer @KatrinDeer
255 Followers 2K Following Somwhere in the world. Photographer &Videographer [email protected]
Issaka Adewale @IssakaAdewale1
16 Followers 259 Following
RAYMOND OWINO @raymond_owino
108 Followers 861 Following
Busienei Simboen @HesbonB
142 Followers 1K Following A family man,security expert who is always adventurers.
Lala’s @Ocasio1Ocasio
65 Followers 301 Following
ChampionM°BraBarony�.. @brabarony
41 Followers 912 Following CALMNESS and FREE😇 A ROYAL FAN OF@SHATTA MOVEMENT EMPIRE👑❤️(SM4LIFE) ALSO A FOOTBALL FAN OF @MANCHESTER UNITED FC🇬🇬&@ASANTE KOTOKO SPORTING CLUB🇬🇭⚽️⚽️⚽️🤘
Abdinafac @abdinafac2
87 Followers 524 Following
ayechanmaung @ayechan51047473
2 Followers 290 Following
whooville @whooville2
6 Followers 119 Following Proud American, of simple means. Believer in faith, love & American ingenuity. Peace, Love & the Pursuit of Happiness.
Mansurmohamed @Mansurmohamed4
12 Followers 179 Following
Binni Shakeshaft Bryn.. @libbrynolf
1K Followers 2K Following Bluesky: @brynolf.bsky.social or Mastodon: @[email protected]
lemon ice 👅👑 @Nanyangwe2
18 Followers 128 Following music artist, entrepreneur, humanitarian 💋💋💋 interested in fashion and Deco ❤❤❤
AndyMike @andymike65
180 Followers 2K Following Tacos are life, ask me if you want to know more ya freak!
Fraser Nicholson 💙.. @Frasern1
631 Followers 1K Following Proud Scot, European & Global Citizen married to London girl. Advocate of social justice. I find your lack of faith disturbing. Views mine, my own, my precious.
Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy
53K Followers 20K Following Je suis Marxiste—tendance Groucho. I’m a reporter and have a newsletter👇🏻 “Do you know what the sad part is…? I’m a very good tailor.” Agent: @taffyagent
Arthur Smith @ArfurSmith
64K Followers 16K Following Comedian, after dinner speaker and night mayor of all Balham. Book me? [email protected]
Laura Maley @elle_c_emm
2K Followers 2K Following Tweets may relate to work (NHS comms), but more likely theatre, feminism, food, funny things. And my cat, Irma.
alisia hobbs @alisiahobbs
1K Followers 1K Following Wine swilling/music loving/fashion junkie/TV addict/Prince disciple/Palace fan
Dr Harry R. McCarthy .. @HarryMcCarthy
4K Followers 1K Following Lecturer in Early Modern Literature @UniOfExeter. Boy Actors @CambridgeUP. Childhood | Race | Education | Performance. #FreePalestine #BLM #LGBWithTheT.
Yes, You're Racist @YesYoureRacist
290K Followers 250 Following If you have to start a sentence with 'I'm not racist, but...' then chances are you're pretty racist. Jewish leftist. Opinions my own. RT≠endorsement, obviously.
Ali @GuineaGirl10
359 Followers 2K Following Exeter City, gig goer, cocktail drinker, London lover, mudlarker, bus warrior, wannabee photographer. Formerly 'relentlessly enthusiastic'. Now just 'direct'.
Daily Mail Comments @BestoftheMail
74K Followers 986 Following Highlighting the bizarre and terrifying comments found in the Mail comment section. Parody.
louise @lsherrington1
992 Followers 977 Following biomedical scientist, music, knitting, sew probably a lot of David Tennant and owls fond of radiohead and folk music. Centrist aunty she/her now @lcsherrington
Why the fuck are you .. @trodrigues
2K Followers 81 Following Not posting here anymore. Follow me at @[email protected]
Alex Baker @alexbakerman
20K Followers 1K Following Voiceover Artist, New Music Champion @Kerrangradio, Presenter @magicfm, @magicatmusicals, Writer @kerrangmagazine & Head Of Creative Strategy @bauermedia.
Kevin Hingley @KevinHingley
4K Followers 3K Following Digital Manager: @VirginRadioUK. #AVFC. Neurospicy. Mostly here to follow janky rescue cats. He/Him.
Claire van Zuylen @ClairevanZuylen
304 Followers 176 Following Obsessive reader, horse-rider, appreciative of single malt whiskies & books by Wodehouse or Pratchett, mother to 4 dogs, cat & stallion, vexed by perky optimism
Jo Watson (Author) @agoodwriteup
2K Followers 2K Following My Book TOT ANALYSIS: Why Running Your Business is Child's Play https://t.co/LZgi0PYoT8
Chris Guy @Gidsey
1K Followers 2K Following Digital tech specialist. Python, Django and Wagtail development. Photographer with an affection for urban wanderings and brutalist architecture.
Daniel Lennox @daniellennox
1K Followers 2K Following Head of Sales & Marketing at @TakingCareUK, an AXA Company. Formally ALW, @Riverford & @pinewoodstudios. Neurodivergent.
Lucy Draper @DraperLucy
1K Followers 2K Following Documentary producer / BAFTA Connect Member / Co-founder of @LimpetFilms
Triixcayy 💕 @Triixcayy
600 Followers 2K Following Youngish Londoner 🇬🇧🏴🇳🇬👑🦂🤘🏾 'Inverted Snob/Common Vulgar Chav'. Sociologist Sometimes 👩🏾🎓. Tweets represent myself alone✌🏾
Tom Paye @MrTomPaye
1K Followers 1K Following Tech PR. Views are my own. Dad. Photographer. Car nerd with a Land Rover problem. Gamer. Dog lover. Liberal lefty
People of Tinder @Tindermeets
133 Followers 85 Following The people you meet on Tinder. In text and picture form.
Miss Mercy @MissMercy28
565 Followers 481 Following The only survivor of The National People's Gang.
rosatherose @rosalillyrags
354 Followers 702 Following And yet the menace of the years Finds and shall find me unafraid.
Ramanjit K @noble_lawyer
1K Followers 796 Following Family law barrister at Coram Chambers @CoramFamilyLaw. Child law specialist. Foodie. Traveller.
Janice Turner @VictoriaPeckham
90K Followers 2K Following Columnist & interviewer, The Times. Orwell Prize for Journalism 2020. Trustee of @centreWJ & @AldeburghCinema.
Atheist Thought. @ATFTD
96 Followers 34 Following An alternative to BBC Radio 4's Thought For The Day with an atheist point of view.
His Bark Materials �.. @OneiricCanid
2K Followers 4K Following Reprobate. Critic. Poet. Anarchist. Antifascist. Thing That Goes Bump in the Night. Gay. Trans. Fae. Villain. Pup. Queer as in Fuck You. Pronouns: It/Its/They
Weird cos this is also my inventory for a quiet Friday night in
Fake news. x.com/simpledailymai…
Just about sums it up when it comes to the DM's reporting of any story about her. x.com/simpledailymai…
MISCHA BARTON GOES OUTSIDE IN CLOTHES SO WE BRING UP HER ALLEGED SEX TAPE AGAIN.
@SimpleDailyMail GLAD TO SEE THE RETURN OF CUTTING EGDE JOURNALISM
This is what this country need RN x.com/simpledailymai…
@Little_G2 @MalcontentSays WE WILL RETURN SHORTLY
Been binge-reading Beatrix Potter. Got to the Godzilla V KingKong showdown between Mr Tod&Giant Badger while baby rabbits cower in oven.
Did you know: PG Wodehouse wrote books with explicit sex & violence under the name 18 Wodehouse.
Thanks for all the lovely comments: but it really was just an instinctive reaction to an unpleasant situation, this isn't about me.
@garyatplay @SimpleDailyMail Hopkins is a jenny-come-lately. Platell was being despicable before Hopkins had even applied to The Apprentice.
@SimpleDailyMail Don't forget the 'lethal looking knives' in the picture, ie ordinary kitchen knives on a kitchen counter.
@janegarvey1 @StephenMangan @SimpleDailyMail is a fabulous site to follow.
I'm loving the Daily Mail Simplified account this morning. @SimpleDailyMail
@SimpleDailyMail Welcome back, you've been away far too long. Have had to resort to reading the real thing. Kill me now!!!!
I'm so glad @SimpleDailyMail has made a comeback.
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