Simple Jack Capital👨🦯📉 @SimpleJackCap
Simple/Dumb. Trade with your heart not your brain. All trading strategies are derived from a robust zero step process. This Is Not Investment Advice Joined October 2019-
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When you ask a finance bro why he’s still wearing his branded vest even though its 120 degrees outside
Being on a US airbase during an Iranian missile attack is safer than riding the subway in NYC
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No one: Oil bears when WW3 starts:
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Trump’s tariff strategy
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20% ON THE EU, 34% ON CHINA, 46% ON VIETNAM, 24% ON JAPAN, 49% ON CAMBODIA, 25% ON SOUTH KOREA, 36% ON THAILAND, 47% ON MADAGASCAR, 38% ON GUYANA
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