Aleaya @Simple_as_Jane

Me: they’ve definitely downsized this park because I definitely remember there being dinosaurs over there. Owen: well you’re old if you remember dinosaurs being here.

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Aleaya @Simple_as_Jane

3 years ago

Theo is a little Beyoncé baby and I absolutely love it.

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Aleaya @Simple_as_Jane

3 years ago

If this ain’t Bruce when the kids have squirt guns 😂 dude barks at them if they don’t keep going either 😂😂

animals going goblin mode @mischiefanimals

3 years ago

If this ain’t Bruce when the kids have squirt guns 😂 dude barks at them if they don’t keep going either 😂😂

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Aleaya @Simple_as_Jane

3 years ago

Bro my baby never gets up until at least 8 or 9 in the morning. Why is he wide awake smiling at me 😂

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$B @BrendanDaGawd

3 years ago

send this to ur crush

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Aleaya @Simple_as_Jane

3 years ago

Idk why but lately I’ve had to fight the urge to tell people that their mom is a hoe.

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Aleaya @Simple_as_Jane

3 years ago

I’m so excited!!

♡ @pennyonpluto

3 years ago

I’m so excited!!

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Aleaya @Simple_as_Jane

3 years ago

Me: it’s hot outside, we can’t keep doing this. It’s like your 20th time out today. Stay in for a while like fuck. My dogs:*still waits by the door unfazed*

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Aleaya @Simple_as_Jane

3 years ago

Before you ask, yes I am the neighborhood mom who typically has a robe on. My boys are lucky my hair is already naturally curly or they would see me with curlers too lol.