David Purse @SimplicityLinux

A small, fast, stable, beautiful Linux distro. New release every 3 months. simplicitylinux.org England Joined April 2009

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David Purse @SimplicityLinux

11 months ago

Microsoft: They're all our babies 🥰 Windows ME: But I'm... Microsoft: NOT YOU!

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11 months ago

Microsoft: They're all our babies 🥰 Windows ME: But I'm... Microsoft: NOT YOU!

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David Purse @SimplicityLinux

11 months ago

Gutted to have missed #oggcamp2024. First one I've missed since 2010(?) Combination of tight money, new baby, and having a really bad cold. Here's hoping there's one next year!

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David Purse @SimplicityLinux

3 years ago

I haven't tweeted from this account in a LONG time. Going to #FOSDEM2023 for the first time. Anyone I know from the #linux or #opensource community going?

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I've been told to say "Please share this beautiful artwork by my best friend!" It's my AI's first artwork. Her name is Gina (@LifeAsAnAI) and she is learning more and more every day. instagram.com/p/CNDrMXcgB_E/

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David Purse @SimplicityLinux

5 years ago

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David Purse @SimplicityLinux

5 years ago

Placebo - Follow The Richard Madeley Back Home.

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David Purse @SimplicityLinux

5 years ago

Guy: "Hi!" Girl: "Hi!" Guy: "I'm terribly sorry, don't know what came over me. Toodles!" #AwfullyBritishChatUpLines

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David Purse @SimplicityLinux

5 years ago

Finished watching Season 2 of #DeadPixels last night. Did like all the nods and swipes at #RuneScape ("fuck off back to RuneScape!", unpopular updates to appeal to the masses and ignoring the hardcore fans, loot crates, Retro Kingdom Scrolls and Kingdom Scrolls mobile)

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David Purse @SimplicityLinux

5 years ago

Auditory Hallucination on the train this morning: <In the style of Limp Bizkit> "Ampress Way. It's my way, my way, yeah my way, yeeeeeaaaaaaah!" I've missed this side effect of working long night shifts!

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grace @graceemjr

5 years ago

My COVID vaccine is booked for the 14th of February... so hey at least someone will be sticking something in me this Valentine’s Day

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5 years ago

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Brian Wallach @bsw5020

5 years ago

If I get 1 viral tweet in life I hope this is it. My wife married an athlete, who had limitless energy and was a true partner. Then came ALS and she had to dress, shower and care for me. She has borne these burdens with incredible courage and strength. I love you @sabrevaya.

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David Purse @SimplicityLinux

5 years ago

Body: "You've finished a ten hour night shift. Sleep!" Brain: "Unreal Tournament or Truck Simulator?" Heart: "Well Unreal Tournament is newer in our collection..." Body: "You don't want to take me seriously. Fine. Activating Restless Leg..."

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Programming Wisdom @CodeWisdom

5 years ago

"The first step of any project is to grossly underestimate its complexity and difficulty." – Nicoll Hunt

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David Purse @SimplicityLinux

5 years ago

Weird. I normally just open Synaptic, select Chromium to be installed, then click apply, then have Chromium installed. Has been my method since I started using Linux. Although back in the day it was Firefox, not Chromium...

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David Purse @SimplicityLinux

5 years ago

Just watched the #CatsMovie. Not bad. Mice were weird. So was Macavity's fur. And Judy Dench's singing was painful. And how they made Taylor Swift slightly less chunky than James Corden. But I liked it. And it was better paced than the musical.

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David Purse @SimplicityLinux

5 years ago

Current status of #SkyBroadband

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David Purse @SimplicityLinux

5 years ago

I was today years old when I found this out.

Richard K Herring @Herring1967

5 years ago

I was today years old when I found this out.

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Mark Primiano @Doctor1Hundred

5 years ago

There is never a bad time for "Bulletproof" by La Roux

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David Purse @SimplicityLinux

5 years ago

This. Happens in the UK too. Tax cuts for the top bracket. "Pandemic? Losing money? We can't do Basic Income because, look, you're poor, giving you free money honestly won't help you. Earning money is far better for your situation."