Hyrode @SimplyShrimpy

I am trapped within a meat cage and demand to be free ll streamer on twitch and funny man Twitch.tv/Hyrode Joined April 2015

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Hyrode @SimplyShrimpy

10 months ago

Stream happening in about 30. Come on by and watch me struggle to find even a single can of beans in #STALKER2 twitch.tv/hyrode

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Tyyros @TheTyyros

a year ago

i took a quick 4 month break oops haha youtube.com/watch?v=AQypvb…

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Hyrode @SimplyShrimpy

a year ago

And on the fourth day, God said "Now give him anxiety and horrible IBS. It will be funny"

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Hyrode @SimplyShrimpy

2 years ago

I will make a genie wish for death. All it takes is one look in my folder simply labeled "beans where they shouldn't be"

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2 years ago

Steaming for the sake of democracy and liberty. Helldivers unite! twitch.tv/hyrode

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Hyrode @SimplyShrimpy

2 years ago

I am in fact not dead. Yet

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Ever played trouble in terrorist town? How about Trouble in Tarkov Town! Streaming and playing with a group of Neanderthals with the leader with the extra braincell @JaceWind_ Come hang out at twitch.tv/hyrode

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Hyrode @SimplyShrimpy

2 years ago

Actually feel kinda bad that Jimmy buffett passed away.Wasn't my favorite singer/song writer by any means but there are alot of memories of when I lived in the south,riding in the car with my mom listening to brown eye girl as we drove down the beach. So long Bubba

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Hyrode @SimplyShrimpy

2 years ago

Tom nook was not a villain

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2 years ago

We back now. Streaming some maulders gate 3 today. Come hang out Twitch.tv/hyrode

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Hyrode @SimplyShrimpy

2 years ago

Crime was committed. I am unchained. Unmatched in my powers to break laws. Even the laws of physics fear my wrath

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Hyrode @SimplyShrimpy

2 years ago

I am going to commit great crime

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Hyrode @SimplyShrimpy

2 years ago

Who did I piss off in a previous life to end up with this garden salad of cilantro in My chicken Quesadila

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2 years ago

Who did I piss off in a previous life to end up with this garden salad of cilantro in My chicken Quesadila

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Hyrode @SimplyShrimpy

2 years ago

The deeper I deleve into this void known only as my psyche, the more I realize that the gods truly have cursed me. I take a stroll through my mind palace to find it all but baren save for one singular box, moist at the corners. I open it.. Raid Shadow Legends.. I shoulda known..