Sasshole ❣️ @SimplySmartAssy
Sarcastic. Positive. Uncensored. Taken. I'm just here to vent, provide entertainment, and make friends. NC Joined February 2017-
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What we all just really want is a Goodbye Earl type of friendship
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YO BUT WHEN YOUR THUMB GOT PICKED AND YOUR CRUSH WAS ONE OF THE PEOPLE PICKING AND YOU GOT ALL HAPPY BECAUSE YOU THINK THEY PICKED YOU 😂😂
Insulting country music by saying it's just music about tractors shows that you've never actually listened to more than 2 country songs
When someone asks for other people's opinions but then gets mad when they share it...
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Why do I feel like this week has been dragging
"What y'all mad about today?" The Subway club doesn't even come with bacon on it. I ain't never heard of a club sandwich WITHOUT BACON 😡
Thinking about being back at work tomorrow
RT if you're still not on the list
People on Twitter "omg stop shaming people you fat, ugly bitch. Go die"
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Like if you have, retweet if you haven't. Never Have I Ever had fake nails on my toenails
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Like if you have, retweet if you haven't. Never Have I Ever been divorced.
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Like if you have, retweet if you haven't. Never Have I Ever ditched my friends for a bf/gf
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Like if you have, retweet if you haven't. Never Have I Ever dyed my hair a crazy color.
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Like if you have, retweet if you haven't. Never Have I Ever cheated.
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Like if you have, retweet if you haven't. Never Have I Ever had a threesome.
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