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"Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that."
"You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons."
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
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Hey, there’s a balloon machine in our bathroom! Bart
Ms. Krabappel: I’m sorry, that would be playing God. Bart: God, schmod, I want my monkey-man!
Damn it, Smithers, this isn’t rocket science; it’s brain surgery! Mr. Burns
I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly. Moe the Bartender
What do you mean I can't take off my sweater? I'm HOT! Drunk Mr. Rogers
Oh, my God! Space aliens! Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them! Homer
Oh, “meltdown”. It’s one of those annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an “unrequested fission surplus”. Mr. Burns
Pff, English. Who needs that? I’m never going to England. Homer
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