Controlled Op @Simulackrum
Spilling swigs for victims of kids and Afeni’s kid in the wavery with a platypus Joined September 2010-
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Just saw a kid practicing color guard and i can’t believe flag twirling was something popular for kids to do. Thank god our babies have subway surfer
Low key almost nothing is more American than attacking Mormons in the Midwest. It’s part of the Mormon history too
Low key almost nothing is more American than attacking Mormons in the Midwest. It’s part of the Mormon history too
I like liking a tweet and liking tweets dunking on tweet. I contain multiples
Just spoke to some deer and now I’m having a good day
When I call someone a dick eater I’m saying it under the lens of Freudian Phallic Power dynamics not in a homophobic way
saw this and felt compelled to show all of you
Me ingratiating myself with the work gays: Gays were the original hipster. We all came from gays
Gonna spend $500 on cameo on pro and anti charlie kirk jokes and ruin the lives of a few washed celebs
Guy who thinks both Malcolm X and Charlie Kirk were right
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
I bet @avaricum777 ‘s father wishes he didn’t raise such a pussy so he could get some cash back from his son’s miserable existence
I bet @avaricum777 ‘s father wishes he didn’t raise such a pussy so he could get some cash back from his son’s miserable existence
FBI just released new photos of Charlie Kirk’s assassin
We should offer Republicans @mattyglesias to appease their blood thirst
The only thing that pisses me off more than incels talking about manliness is hearing women talk about it
Even time I read this tweet it gets funnier. Imagine missing the 100 person gang bang cuz you shared a dm on Twitter. I’d be in shambles knowing an unwashed whore won’t count me cumming in the fluffer. I believe they call that a hanging chad
Even time I read this tweet it gets funnier. Imagine missing the 100 person gang bang cuz you shared a dm on Twitter. I’d be in shambles knowing an unwashed whore won’t count me cumming in the fluffer. I believe they call that a hanging chad
Good case in point of AI completely eradicating both social and intellectual skills of heavy users. It’s the new fentanyl
Good case in point of AI completely eradicating both social and intellectual skills of heavy users. It’s the new fentanyl
Hey i just met you and this is crazy but you have a fundamental misunderstanding of your academic area of expertise and are probably retarded. So call me maybe
culture-war content farmers who profit off the death of real people are living a sort of walking death
culture-war content farmers who profit off the death of real people are living a sort of walking death
Guy who just lost 1k on a Sunday, Looking forward to some positive regression tonight

Audrey Horne Online @credenzaclear2
38K Followers 2K Following acquired taste // secret ballot coeditor
My name is Snober Pat... @SexistHousecat
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jake sully @sullivanslime
194 Followers 329 Following a united ireland - the way of water connects all things
Megalon Researcher @headytopper125
370 Followers 2K Following CEO of North Central Positronics, formerly CHOAM
square @sssquareee
314 Followers 718 Following nj↔️nyc↔️dc. climber. seton hall basketball fan. boston college alum. got shot in the head.
carrharrt @carrharrt
969 Followers 278 Following
TVDP @sensitivepapi
569 Followers 481 Following Art World/Freelance Writer. Co-Chair @TheVillagesDSA. Investigative Journalist @NeopianTimes.
Dear Catastrophe Wait... @TragedySteward
78 Followers 6K Following The prettiest, smartest captain of the team
GrowthAtValue🇺🇸 @Alnaufor827
47 Followers 2K Following 15-30% Monthly | 2 High-Conviction Stocks.Short-Term Gains: 15-20% in Days/Weeks.DM "JOIN" for WhatsApp Alerts. Live Trade Signals • Market Analysis
Mason Malachovski @masonmalachov
177 Followers 1K Following 🇺🇦Frontline fighter,Ukrainian Armed Forces.Holding the Line against Russia.Sharing unfiltered war stories.#StandWithUkraine | #MasonMalachovski.
GrowthAtValue🇺🇸 @Veouqfir436554
60 Followers 2K Following 15-30% Monthly | 2 High-Conviction Stocks.Short-Term Gains: 15-20% in Days/Weeks.DM "JOIN" for WhatsApp Alerts. Live Trade Signals • Market Analysis
Mavis Wanczyk @wanczyk67280
55 Followers 4K Following I am Mavis Wanczyk the powerball winner of $758,700.000, I'm donating to 200 random individuals
Pink Walter @PinkWalter35298
85 Followers 4K Following
Chen Yingli @ChenYing830215
9 Followers 141 Following Single mom, lives in Irvine, CA, beauty salon operator, Trump supporter.
Nickolas Krause @nickolaspkrause
324 Followers 1K Following As a man he will not amount to much in his totality.
🖤 Sophia 🖤 @Richard_Vixen
8K Followers 829 Following Radical advocate for women 🤍 | Self-taught sociolinguist | Socialite | Veritas nunquam perit
Susan Anna @SusanAnna330
1 Followers 80 Following Am looking for serious relationship we last forever 💯💋
Sweet Meteor O'Death @smod4real
125K Followers 4K Following Candidate for President (gonna win this year), Precambrian Conservative, Asteroid Apocalypse, Tough on Putin & Iran, Everyone's going to die, #SMOD2028
西宁 @Celina_Czy33
941 Followers 1K Following #西宁线下 退网主播来兼职上课,165+36C腰身细,声音好听,皮肤软滑,性格温柔有耐心,追求尽兴满意。有教室见面付,不收定金。可以视频语音验证,我的电报:https://t.co/LytagjMIFv没有电报看置顶加QQ或私信我,看到就会回的
french delasoul @moon_goddess84
199 Followers 6K Following Asked a bitch for nothing the other day, she ain’t have it
Smairski @SmairskivAnk6c
10 Followers 630 Following
Diana🔆 @LotusAbii
332 Followers 1K Following 🇵🇸Hello Kitty Lover/ Trans, Pan🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ (she/her) Sahel Supporter🇧🇫🇲🇱🇳🇪🫡 Ethnically 🇦🇴🇨🇩🇲🇱🇧🇫, Barça/Club America🫶🏾💛💙
Lawrence @desighuman636
215 Followers 3K Following I’m a Powerball winner of $150M I’m using this medium to appreciate the society by giving out $3500 each to my first 1k followers & supporting need
𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖎�... @tragickalbooks
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Sofia @raly1952
510 Followers 451 Following many times, silence is not nothing to say, but a long story to tell.
Jeff The Leftist 🌹 @Jef_The_Leftist
2K Followers 5K Following DSA, Socialist, *Fuck Cuomo*, Miasma theory was right, Socialist Medicine, Anti-theist(All Religion Is A Scourge On Society)
thememoryhole @thememoryhole4
726 Followers 4K Following
Mohammad Fathi🇵�... @mohamd1997312
489 Followers 6K Following I am a Palestinian, born, raised and living in Gaza. I tweet about my life under occupation. I am not just a number. #Gaza
Susan Carleton @slcarleton
5K Followers 5K Following Oklahoman who migrated to MN, then NY, then back to MN. And finally returned to the Sooner State in my dotage. Democrat.
Future Adam Curtis B-... @adamcurtisbroll
16K Followers 5K Following but then something strange happened… dm or @ for submissions
Hi sorry guys i don�... @maxipadsLover
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NUKEIsraelNOW @jonathando87269
504 Followers 2K Following I advocate for crowdsourced "nukelist" of enemy societies, personages, and placed that must be eliminated through ICBMs. #nuketelaviv
grandma_americana @granny_mericana
323 Followers 1K Following
Buy Woke-Free @buywokefree
1K Followers 2K Following Identify Woke Brands, Elevate Woke-Free Brands, Restore American Values
frizzy brunette @sabrina_fair98
461 Followers 352 Following hannah | i’m something of a screwball heroine, myself | mostly concerned with virtue and sensuality
Wittgenstein's Poker ... @WittgensteinPkr
133 Followers 371 Following The story of a 10-minute argument between two great philosophers. A short animated film, starring @RichardEGrant & Brian Cox. Now in post-production.
ScienceJournalD @ScienceJournalD
60 Followers 708 Following Twitter limits the number of accounts each account can follow. Human Trafficking: @ScienceJournalF Primary: @itsericjorge New Account: @SciencejournalE
Katy🇵🇸❤️ @Hypegirlforhire
411 Followers 2K Following 🇵🇸 all systems of oppression reinforce one another and none can be fought in isolation
mom’s piketty @momspiketty
255 Followers 3K Following peace of westphalia | washington consensus | peak television
Lord of Hollow Earth @LordHollowEarth
220 Followers 3K Following Lover of Extreme Thinking, Power Taken not Granted, Our Opinions are Not Really That Important, Sumo is a Sport of Gods
Gloria @gloria_roe91
398 Followers 3K Following
crystal @crystalxduan
6K Followers 3K Following your favorite youth pastor's favorite youth pastor | instagram expat turned armchair psychoanalyst | spiky marshmallow
sana @langueducoeur
1 Followers 1K Following mustard after dinner squirrels to the nuts novelty is as old as the hills
Audrey Horne Online @credenzaclear2
38K Followers 2K Following acquired taste // secret ballot coeditor
My name is Snober Pat... @SexistHousecat
2K Followers 1K Following very sexist overweight housecat 😼 @HeavyXBreathing 😼
jake sully @sullivanslime
194 Followers 329 Following a united ireland - the way of water connects all things
Megalon Researcher @headytopper125
370 Followers 2K Following CEO of North Central Positronics, formerly CHOAM
square @sssquareee
314 Followers 718 Following nj↔️nyc↔️dc. climber. seton hall basketball fan. boston college alum. got shot in the head.
LindyMan @PaulSkallas
146K Followers 980 Following Lindy Newsletter: https://t.co/k3A03LYLi1 @lindyeffect
carrharrt @carrharrt
969 Followers 278 Following
Matt Bruenig @MattBruenig
188K Followers 1K Following @NLRBEdge: https://t.co/E6kqP2rb61 @PplPolicyProj: https://t.co/djknS83YJd The Bruenigs podcast: https://t.co/Wtpbn0UcHT
Seth Harp @sethharpesq
55K Followers 990 Following Investigative reporter. Author of the critically acclaimed NYT Best Seller, THE FORT BRAGG CARTEL, from @VikingBooks, soon to be a TV show from @HBO
TVDP @sensitivepapi
569 Followers 481 Following Art World/Freelance Writer. Co-Chair @TheVillagesDSA. Investigative Journalist @NeopianTimes.
🥂 marquis de posad... @acczibit
39K Followers 1K Following propagate. accelerate. concentrate. separate. debilitate. annihilate. exhilarate.
Barrett Brown @ProjPM
9K Followers 918 Following CEO of Antifa Inc. Memoirs, "My Glorious Defeats", 2024 from FSG [email protected]
👁️ Laura Loth �... @L_J_Cool_J1
272 Followers 733 Following | Ohio-based watchdog | Policy analyst & Decoder | Systems-thinker & Structural disrupter | Shadow-sourced | Never silenced. #RogueElfBuildsToo
Patarames @Pataramesh
78K Followers 280 Following Open source (-only) military technology analyst. Iran, Middle East, Russia, China, North Korea, Israel Want to support my work? https://t.co/zD72v8d00T
Austin Ahlman @austinahlman
9K Followers 4K Following democratizing markets • writes a little, reads a lot • views mine but yours for the taking • nebraska boi 🌽🏳️🌈 • signal: austinahlman.22
4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe
8K Followers 3K Following I make video essays. I make films. I write a lot. I read a lot. I make music under “4quest.” I work at a library. I get paid. Ok bio over.
Mosab Abu Toha @MosabAbuToha
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Salin @nukedwest
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Matter News @matternews_
2K Followers 415 Following Independent news nonprofit serving those seeking new and challenging perspectives on issues that matter. “does great work about dumb, vile shit.” - @harvilla
🖤 Sophia 🖤 @Richard_Vixen
8K Followers 829 Following Radical advocate for women 🤍 | Self-taught sociolinguist | Socialite | Veritas nunquam perit
Samira Mohyeddin سم... @SMohyeddin
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James Li @5149jamesli
158K Followers 2K Following Independent journalist 🧐 Documentary filmmaker 📹 Breaking Points correspondent 📰
Sweet Meteor O'Death @smod4real
125K Followers 4K Following Candidate for President (gonna win this year), Precambrian Conservative, Asteroid Apocalypse, Tough on Putin & Iran, Everyone's going to die, #SMOD2028
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Erik Baker @erikmbaker
18K Followers 2K Following I teach history of science & labor at Harvard. Senior editor @thedrift_mag. Buy my book MAKE YOUR OWN JOB: https://t.co/Lva7KFApuE
Jeff The Leftist 🌹 @Jef_The_Leftist
2K Followers 5K Following DSA, Socialist, *Fuck Cuomo*, Miasma theory was right, Socialist Medicine, Anti-theist(All Religion Is A Scourge On Society)
Lindy Archivist @ForbiddenLindy
10K Followers 0 Following A repository of some of the best Lindy Man parody tweets for the fans. Not affiliated with nor run by Paul Skallas.
Ahmed Hassan 🇾🇪... @Ahmed_hassan_za
87K Followers 4K Following 🇾🇪🇾🇪All Praise Be To Allah In Every Situation🇾🇪🇾🇪🕊 I defend oppressed people because I am one of them🕊
Vanessa Beeley @VanessaBeeley
131K Followers 4K Following “The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.” Dante Alighieri
Byronic Heroine @byronicgirl
6K Followers 2K Following self-critical archetype🍸🚬💭 | e-μύωψ in the e-πόλις (highlights) | “l'amor che move il sole e l'altre stelle” 🌌 ☧
Christin @hexprax
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gal debored @ckayerawlings
15K Followers 688 Following 🤡 | Host of @quincyinst show Always at War | art + architectural historian
𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖎�... @tragickalbooks
3K Followers 2K Following Art is revenge masquerading as healing ⬦ Støries, pøems ⬦ 𝙀𝙕𝙍𝘼’𝙎 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝘿
Ken Klippenstein (NSP... @kenklippenstein
558K Followers 3K Following Journalist. Join my newsletter: kenklippenstein dot com. Send tips via Signal: 202-510-1268
Sahib Singh @sahibcantsingh
83K Followers 538 Following standup comedian and writer. TOUR DATES/Tix👇
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Ali Abunimah @AliAbunimah
264K Followers 3K Following Director of https://t.co/CcaKBPCA1u. Author of “One Country”and “The Battle for Justice in Palestine.” https://t.co/XWFh7V4KqA @aliabunimah.bsky.social
Madeline Pendleton @JeanGreige
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Speedy Updates @SpeedUpdates1
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Doug Henwood @DougHenwood
34K Followers 4K Following Journalist/radio host. “Effete ‘sound money’ Marxist." “Risible footsoldier for the ownership class.” “Utter zero.” “Stalinist schoolyard bully!”
H @dostoevskybb
8K Followers 664 Following Yarsani Kurd | Civil engineer | MBA | MA in Middle Eastern studies | views are my own.