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During the production of "Toy Story", Tom Hanks improvised "There's a snake in my boot!" because there really was a snake in his boot in the recording studio

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4 years ago

Sad that they only invented taller cameras after Robert Wadlow (the tallest person)'s death

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4 years ago

The face I make when an unknown number comes up on my phone I imagine is the same face I'd make halfway to a public bathroom and feel it sliding down my pant leg

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4 years ago

I track my diet on a pie chart now that I exclusively eat pies for every meal

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4 years ago

Ate a whole tub of ice cream and jumped on the bed while I'm home alone but realise I did it in the wrong order. Oh, James, you flew too close to the sun

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4 years ago

I hate when movies portray security guards to be fat, lazy idiots who are always unaware of heists happening on CCTV monitors. When I was a security guard that was an isolated incident

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5 years ago

Boris Johnson doesn't look so tired because of his prime ministerialy duties, it's because he keeps staying up too late playing on his PlayStation 5

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5 years ago

Happy Solstice, everyone! (Except you, flat earthers)

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5 years ago

Whenever you go into a job interview, always greet the interviewer with "Hiya" and they'll be more likely to hire you. That's some Derren Brown conditioning-type stuff right there

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5 years ago

I don't know how much cat litter I must have inhaled from changing her tray over the last 3 weeks. My guess is 17 million tonnes

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5 years ago

My cat craps at least once, maybe twice a day. Are we poo bros?

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6 years ago

It's truly interesting how technology has affected our phone conversations. It's not like using a telephone box 20 years ago when you had to start off with "I think someone's pissed in here"