SlapdashLog @SlapdashLog
The most slapdash smattering of trivial Tweets on which you will ever waste your time. Toaster. Joined August 2011-
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Overheard "yea man, the economy is bad because people have cars" used as a reasonable assertion. I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.
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“How old is your baby?” is the “How about this weather?” of parenting.
Well apparently I'm pretty attractive given all the lovely ladies that follow me. That's spam? Oh. Ok. # thatdidnthappen
After typing paper without spellcheck, I had mispelled...er, i mean, misspelled 1 of 14 words. I am #ashamed. Spellcheck is now forever off.
It really is true: everything is better with bacon. Just tried bacon ice cream topping. DROOL. #delicious
The most disgusting word ever: moist. Do you agree? #pleaserespond #foreveralone
You are now aware that your toes are touching each other. Uncomfortable? #trolled #probablydoesntwork
If www.zombo.com ever goes away, I will no longer use the intertubes. #youcandoanything @ #zombocom !
If you are either a jerk or an IT guy and haven't found this gem, please start mining now. -> lmgtfy.com #lmgtfy
RT @aNigerianPrince @SlapdashLog No! Stay away! Deal make with American not!
I dare you to find a #hashtag that has no other tags. Rule 1 - none of this: afnwpniaiuvni. Rule 2 - max of 5 words. Tag me if you find one!
Why is "having chemistry" with someone a good thing? Bad subject. It should be called "having recess" for sure. #lamepun
My nephew was born on Labor Day. Ironic for his mother, I suppose.
Staring contest with the closest thing that has eyes. Go.
Restaurants need to proof their menus. Freud (fried?) food is too suggestive. #fail #whatsfordinner
If a redneck is murdered, how does one find the killer when all proximate DNA matches and no dental records exist? #hmm #theperfectcrime
Circle of Life (Lion King) backup voices = "Oh my God, a penguin on my bottom!" on repeat. Song = ruined for you.
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Having kids has not made me any less cool. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to use the potty.
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