caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings

You probably found me from an article about an old ex. My now husband also Sleep Talks so no worries! Find me @radiocaitlin and @switching_geers Wichita, KS Joined October 2015

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caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings

4 months ago

Him: *sits up straight* “Did my timer go off?!?” Me: “No.” Him: “Okay, but I had a timer for my blanket? And my blanket??” Me: “It’s okay, I’m just coming to bed.” Him: “Oh well, whatever then. No timer.”

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caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings

6 months ago

“It was the best of times… it was the worst of times… Meow.”

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caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings

a year ago

Him: “Do you need any help?” Me: “No, I’m okay.” Him: “I can help with the metal.” Me: “What?” Him: “I can bendy bend. With the metal. Like pipes.” Me: “I’m good.” Him: “But I can bendy bend. I like pipes.”

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caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings

a year ago

Him: “The Unfortunate Events book is really good.” Me: “Yeah?” Him: “It’s my messiah.”

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caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings

a year ago

*cat runs across the bed* Him: “Hmm…” Me: “Hmm?” Him: “Something jolted me awake. Something about crab rangoons. Wanna wrestle, kitty cats?”

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caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings

2 years ago

“The cat is a video game. The pillow is soft.”

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caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings

2 years ago

“No more Tito’s. Call me Queen-o.”

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caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings

2 years ago

“How was the ladybug?”

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caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings

2 years ago

“That’s the only cat we haven’t heard from.”

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caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings

2 years ago

“Am I pretty?”

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caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings

2 years ago

Him: “I have Captain America’s Shield!” *pause* Him: “Quick! Where’s Hawkeye?!”

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caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings

2 years ago

“Not now, mouse.”

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caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings

2 years ago

“Mmm yes. Win that turntable for me. That would be greaaaaat.”

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caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings

2 years ago

Him: “Let’s go get a pizza.” Him: “We have pepperonis at home.” Him: “Fuck you.”

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caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings

2 years ago

“And lastly, I’m a pitbull.”

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caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings

2 years ago

Him: “I think it’s really cool they used subways.” Me: “What?” Him: “I want the Russian headband from Breathe of the Wild.”

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caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings

2 years ago

“Are you working remotely yet? REMOTELY. REMOTELY. REMOTELY”

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caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings

2 years ago

“The spots are off. The spots are off. The spots are off.”

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caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings

2 years ago

Him:”If you were wondering who shot you, it was me. I shot you.” Me: “Oh….okay.” Him: “Wait… did I shoot you?” Me: “You tell me.” Him: “Oh no… did it hurt?” Me: “…yes” Him: “I don’t think I shot you.”