Django✯ @SleepyDjango

that's my secret, i'm always on tilt. 🏴‍☠️ Joined July 2013

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cain 𓃠 @wolfyaltwitch

2 days ago

I'm so scared to play disco Elysium what if I end up like this

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Django✯ @SleepyDjango

a week ago

sipping on the Trump is dead tl

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New Quinnipiac Poll — 50% of voters say Israel is committing genocide in Gaza. Includes *77%* of Democrats, 51% of independents, and 20% of Republicans. 60% of voters oppose sending more aid to Israel. Includes 75% of Democrats, 66% of independents, and 37% of Republicans.

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SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney

2 weeks ago

ChatGPT has been legitimately unusable for me since watching this

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David J. Gautieri @GuruFantasyWrld

2 weeks ago

REMEMBER: If Yahoo/ESPN grade your draft an “A” – your team is absolutely fucked. If Yahoo/ESPN grade your draft an “F” – you’re going to the ‘Ship.

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gwen howerton @kissphoria

2 weeks ago

my friend is a teacher and he said the texas phone ban is working at his school although now he says the kids are all gambling with dice

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Django✯ @SleepyDjango

2 weeks ago

third time this year someone called me OG smh i'm old fr

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Jameson Lopp @lopp

3 years ago

BRACE YOURSELVES

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Court @xHollywoodCourt

3 weeks ago

I dated a woman with 4 degrees once….Every argument it felt like I was being guarded by Lou Dort

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Cat 🖤 @KittyBombBee

3 weeks ago

Everything is computer Everybody transgender

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Assal Rad @AssalRad

3 weeks ago

NYT today vs the Onion

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Vivian @suchnerve

6 years ago

far left: we’re gonna get everyone’s basic needs met far right: we’re gonna exterminate entire social groups because they’re impure centrists: i literally cannot tell you two apart

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Drake Maye Lover @drakemayeloverr

3 weeks ago

Some idiot just drafted Saquon 3rd overall in my fantasy league 😭

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Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson

4 weeks ago

Obama is savvy. He understands what other corporate Democrats don't, which is that since Mamdani is going to win, the best strategy is to try to co-opt him.

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Liv @Liv_Agar

3 weeks ago

Everybody transgender

Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump

4 weeks ago

Everybody transgender

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jasper nathaniel @infinite_jaz

4 weeks ago

For no reason at all, I’m thinking about @SenatorSlotkin telling @krystalball and @esaagar two weeks ago that she backed sending “defensive weapons” to Israel because "the military part of this conflict is for the most part over."

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john teufel @JohnTeufelNYC

4 weeks ago

Cuomo: looks like Zohral Manlani is mad that I called his wife a bitch. Welcome to Italy, paisan Reply: 😂 I. Love this . Am vote for you from nKentucky! Cuomo: Capisce 🤌