Uncle Pat @Slice_of_self
sum dum bum Joined August 2015-
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Oh you're a sommelier?? Like the pirates that attacked Tom habks???
I've been putting in a lot of work to improve my life lately. I'm starting to see the fruits of my labor, and it feels so fucking good. Better days are ahead
I’m jumping the gun this summer. I’m biting off more than I can chew. I’m barking up the wrong tree. I’m writing checks my ass can’t cash. I’m with whatever and I mean that. Rest in fucking peace outdoor boys
Dudes I would get a beer with: 1) Norm MacDonald 2) Hemingway 3) Snoopy 4) Johnny Cash 5) Nikola Jokic 6) Hunter S Thompson 7) Donald Glover 8) Kit Fisto 9) Teddy Roosevelt 10) Slurms MacKenzie from S1E13 of Futurama
put in a neutral word for me, I want to be on the radar but I don't want any expectations
Hey @conner_omalley do you want to hang out with my friend and I?
Hey @conner_omalley do you want to hang out with my friend and I?
Very respectable jeans size
you don’t have the right, O you don’t have the right therefore you don’t have the right, O you don’t have the right
you should be allowed to drink a couple of beers on the clock
300 dollars is fucking insane man why are legos so absurdly expensive
300 dollars is fucking insane man why are legos so absurdly expensive
grocery store sushi is among the most healthful meals available for the human body. you can have it for dinner every night and you will experience a sense of vigor and energy that no other food type can provide.
Me, on my 9th beer: yeah I don't really drink pop, or "soda", that shits so bad for you lol
Just found out the band "nervana' was actually all just one guy named dolly llama 🤯 Dude is crazy talented
starting tomorrow everything's going to be okay. they just announced it
Fuckkkkk, I just saw squilliam fancyson from band class. :////
Taking vitamins everyday feels like using a cheat code in your body
I quit vaping for 3 weeks, but felt so shitty that I started again. Within 24 hours my stress was down, my stomach stopped hurting, and I got 2 job offers 🤔
Isabella Garcia @xiseballagarcia
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wharles_logos @wharles_logos
879 Followers 3K Following 👉(Message)Dm me for Order We make Custom Logo Design and other Graphics @OneUpGraphics is our Main Page
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Mr. Meatball Lung™ @stilesagain
107 Followers 209 Following @STROODELMEISTER BACKUP NOW I GUESS I GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK LOL
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ash @asherkatt
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Luis Fernando Ramos �... @fer7274
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Jessica Barnes @JessicBarnes
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Mrs.Raine @GryphonsRain
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Riley @rileyjoschon_
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anesti @AnestiDanelis
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Billy Madison @Billyy_Madison
32K Followers 279 Following Billy likes to drink soda... Miss Lippy's car is green.
No Context Always Sun... @NoContextIASIP_
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Paige @PeepGalbraith
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Mustard baby @HRTSMRT
5K Followers 3K Following I must get back to whatever it is I do [stairlift spokesmodel] Casual user of https://t.co/4dKNoN1h4O
Kitty Bamber @lighterchick
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Marry Santus @SantusMarry
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Grant Wood @xgwood
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C-O-U-R-T🥀 @Arweniscool
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ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe
1.4M Followers 94 Following creator of Stardew Valley -- working on "Haunted Chocolatier"
Beyond the Brick @BeyondtheBrick
27K Followers 413 Following The World's Largest LEGO Fan Community | [email protected]
elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc
5K Followers 1K Following the talent manager of every big billy bass singing fish. contact for bookings
Joy Tactics @joytacticspod
2K Followers 3 Following a podcast hosted by @jackbensinger @ericrahill @natevarrone. New episodes Monday. Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus weekly eps. live show tix ⤵️
Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley
174K Followers 482 Following
Jack Bensinger @JackBensinger
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Disappointing Lego Fl... @LegoFlags
5K Followers 36 Following I make flags out of Lego, but they're not very good. I now post them on Bluesky (same name), not here.
MelodyBot3456 @MelodyBot3456
13K Followers 412 Following A bot that posts randomly generated music every three hours. Feel free to DM with any questions! | Also on Mastodon: https://t.co/Gc9vHfcnNe
Joe Pera @JosephPera
89K Followers 1K Following JPTWY Seasons 1-3 now on @adultswim and @hbomax. My new standup special 'SLOW & STEADY' just released : https://t.co/sd2CSFQUJg
Earth Updates @Earth_Updates
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✾❁keygen_cutie❁... @floralspr1te
197 Followers 545 Following rylee :3 drum and bass/techno/house producer
Nervous Lil Rascal @PrettyMuchLucid
921 Followers 2K Following welcome to the mad ramblings of a mere mortal
Mr. Meatball Lung™ @stilesagain
107 Followers 209 Following @STROODELMEISTER BACKUP NOW I GUESS I GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK LOL
Fractal @WeAreFractal
2K Followers 5 Following Node.js, html5 and everything in-between ∞ https://t.co/Cnw8aSHYLA ∞ https://t.co/Sqc3KL1mCM ∞ f(z) = z^2 + C
iPad babie @kabielenni
54 Followers 495 Following
ash @asherkatt
525 Followers 433 Following
The Onion @TheOnion
11.2M Followers 7 Following America's Finest News Source. A @globtetrahedron subsidiary. Get the paper delivered to your door: https://t.co/jJP2Apbhe8
Regional American Foo... @RegionalUSFood
156K Followers 4 Following Shining a light on regional dishes from around the US since 2021 — featured in @Salon, @SFExaminer, @AtlasObscura, and more. Curated by @bromf3. Submit via DM
Comedy Bang Bang Out ... @CBBTV_NoContext
9K Followers 4 Following comedy bot bot | the tv show not the podcast | posts a random set of screenshots or a video from CBB every 6 hours | you should send suggestions to @micolithe
Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps
1.7M Followers 1K Following The home of terrible maps with a pinch of humour [email protected]
Vids that go restrict... @Bannedfootages
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Fucked Up Looking Sen... @FedUpSenators
38K Followers 0 Following Cataloguing fucked up, strange, and grim pictures of Senators. This is about the picture, not the Senators themselves. Run by @JoePostingg.
donald @donaldglover
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18K Followers 486 Following Mostly water :p Writer of things, when I feel like it d: A virgin who can't drive ;p Single file, ladies d:
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20K Followers 414 Following Made at the Claussen Claussen Pickle Co.
make up a zelda playe... @MakeZeldaPlayer
192 Followers 83 Following DMs are open for submissions🧚♀️ Not affiliated with Nintendo.
I think you should le... @ITYSL
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petfinder names @petfindernames
341K Followers 11 Following animals with unconventional names / created by @420insidejob & co-managed by @nicolejusttweet / DM submissions. / Business Inquiries: [email protected]
Can You Use The Bathr... @UseTheBathroom
8K Followers 0 Following Can you use the bathroom in this video game?
cocks rifle @ilovetopiss
17K Followers 290 Following It would be funny as hell if the abobinal snowman walk in the back ground
Midwest Modern @JoshLipnik
121K Followers 791 Following Architecture, Art, and Design from the Midwest | Subscribe on Patreon: https://t.co/DJqLP7OoZM | Contact at [email protected]
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414 Followers 174 Following
Mrs.Raine @GryphonsRain
130 Followers 2K Following I await Sushi then I'll think about boys later. She/HerTrends for United States
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