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Ed Newman @SlideEd

Well oiled, economical, carbon neutral love-machine… Available for party hire or home installation. fox8.tv Brisbane Joined February 2011
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Ed Newman @SlideEd

14 years ago

Just chased out of the casino by an angry hen's party... Lost my mates and one of my shoes fell in a fountain. Schoolies rules!

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Ed Newman @SlideEd

14 years ago

I just found out that @SlideLuke stole my identity... I owe you bro!

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Ed Newman @SlideEd

14 years ago

The boy becomes a man, kind of... slide.fox8.tv/#/144

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Ed Newman @SlideEd

14 years ago

Hamlet's a pussy! I'd throw down with that whiney Danish prick! Alas poor Eduardo, I knew him Horatio... Argh! Help! Where's my U-Schtoober?

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Ed Newman @SlideEd

14 years ago

On your marks, get set, go! slide.fox8.tv/#/99

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Ed Newman @SlideEd

14 years ago

Considering a new addition to MC Square’s set. Wondering how a cover of Gillette’s “Short Dick Man” would go down? youtu.be/dCktRt6ZOIc

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Ed Newman @SlideEd

14 years ago

Um, what's a carburettor?

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Ed Newman @SlideEd

14 years ago

About to buy my first car! Ladies of Brisbane, Don Eduardo is now even more pimpin'!

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Ed Newman @SlideEd

14 years ago

Little bit gangsta or little bit wanksta? slide.fox8.tv/#/98

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Ed Newman @SlideEd

14 years ago

I've got photos to prove Little Ed's heavyweight status. @SlideLuke you should stop trash talking and get in the ring motherf@#ker!

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Ed Newman @SlideEd

14 years ago

My swollen member has deflated and is back to fighting weight. Ladies, I just need a shot at the title, or even some light sparring?

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Ed Newman @SlideEd

14 years ago

Sorry @SlideLuke, you'll have to try way harder than that. Trust me, she's a stubborn girl.

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Ed Newman @SlideEd

14 years ago

Ow, it's getting all rashy down there! slide.fox8.tv/#/97

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Ed Newman @SlideEd

14 years ago

Incest in the group = danger! slide.fox8.tv/#/96

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Ed Newman @SlideEd

14 years ago

Thought the twitter-verse deserved to see the effect I have on hot babes. Come to Papa ladies!

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Ed Newman @SlideEd

14 years ago

I only have one thing to say to @SlideLuke -- Ok that last one was pretty funny. Can we get hot dogs before the show?

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Ed Newman @SlideEd

14 years ago

Ha ha ha ha!!! @SlideLuke stop it, you're killing me!

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Ed Newman @SlideEd

14 years ago

It's mine and I'll choke it as much as I want! slide.fox8.tv/#/95

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Ed Newman @SlideEd

14 years ago

Glad to have @SlideEva smiling again. Now I’m off to squeeze into a giant banana.

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Ed Newman @SlideEd

14 years ago

Good clean anarchy slide.fox8.tv/#/372

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