SlimCarcinoma @SlimCarcinoma
That guy Joined August 2021-
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This thing doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. It'll fight if it has to, but it's vulnerable out in the open.
Where's the tiny Gallagher when you need him?
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1000 miles in 107 hours and 24 minutes!
First it was goose poop, then it's slugs so bad you'd swear you were pedaling over bubble wrap...now it's dead frogs, there's atleast a hundred of them! The END is near!
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Support your local zoo! Unless it's the one that killed their polar bear, they can cram it.
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This is not a dream... not a dream. We are using your brain's electrical system as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference.
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Don't care if he's lying, but I'll take no snow!
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who knows how much of this is true, but i'm willing to believe all of it. cuz its a reminder that behind these avatars are actual people. twitter reduces all of us as little orbs in a giant massive pinball machine. one of them is catturd. and one of them is you.
Why Me? by Catturd. I'm exhausted - mentally and physically. This Catturd thing has been a 5 year rollercoaster ride. I basically work 7 days a week; no days off, no vacations. I don't even know how I got here. I often ask, why me? I have no idea how I've gained such a…
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