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Just ended my streak of 36 consecutive years of never having seen Top Gun.
Last beer! In the bag. #20BottlesOnThe20th
Penultimate beer. Plenty of time to finish this off. #20BottlesOnThe20th
Supper served and beer 18 there to wash it down. #20BottlesOnThe20th
Starting to lose focus. Beer 17 up but competing with the pulled pork that’s just come off the cooker. #20BottlesOnThe20th
Beer 16 up - 4.5 hours to do 5 beers. Got this in the bag. #20BottlesOnThe20th
A little detour via the home AV system but we’re back on track with beer 15. #20BottlesOnThe20th
Beer 14 started. 7 to do in 5 and 3 quarter hours. In the bag. #20BottlesOnThe20th
Lucky number 13 up for consumption. I thought I’d be cursing @GerryMcBride for his beer choice by now but it’s slipping down smoothly enough. #20BottlesOnThe20th
Hello number 12. Let’s get this done. #20BottlesOnThe20th
Halfway and in under 7 hours so on track to finish before midnight (assuming no drop off in this pace). #20BottlesOnThe20th
Building up a head of steam here and number 10 is open. #20BottlesOnThe20th
Number 9 sliding down. Still feels like we’re a bit behind the run rate and need to pick up the pace. The old guy (me) is leading the way. #20BottlesOnThe20th
Struggling to keep track, but a quick audit and it looks like number 8 is going down. Tasting better as we go. #20BottlesOnThe20th
Reunited with my stash so time for number 6. #20BottlesOnThe20th
On to number 5 which is my last bottle at the holiday house. Need to get showered and over to @serooMnairB’s house for the rest of the stash. #20BottlesOnThe20th
Might have pushed the accelerator a bit too hard. Feeling a little lightheaded as I crack into number 4. #20BottlesOnThe20th
Work emails dealt with so now I can speed up the consumption. Number 3 started. #20BottlesOnThe20th
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