Smallkeller @Smallkeller
Obliterate me with an orbital laser Joined September 2012-
Tweets1K
-
Followers34
-
Following62
-
Likes16K
Smallkeller retweeted
no officer i am an fbi informant tasked with smoking this weed
84
13K
166K
2.1M
3K
Ice age being a canon classic film 100yrs in the future gotta love it
Ice age being a canon classic film 100yrs in the future gotta love it
Smallkeller retweeted
kind of crazy that Jackson made his own star wars trilogy and then made his own star wars prequel trilogy at like an exact 1-to-1 ratio in terms of experimental technological advancements and bloated narrative pitfalls
kind of crazy that Jackson made his own star wars trilogy and then made his own star wars prequel trilogy at like an exact 1-to-1 ratio in terms of experimental technological advancements and bloated narrative pitfalls
Smallkeller retweeted
@TheTrekCentral @ansonmount This is like getting kicked in the balls for eternity.
Smallkeller retweeted
70s Genesis: Farmer Joseph tends to the flock in his golden pastures shining. But oh the landlord is calling. Oh the landlord is calling and the rent is due! 80s Genesis: I tried to buy her love with a new house and car but she tore my heart out. I’m going through a divorce
Smallkeller retweeted
Hogan couldn’t even put Ozzy over for 48 hours!? 🤨
Smallkeller retweeted
in ST:DS9 Sisko entertained a debate w fascist Gul Dukat when they were marooned on a harsh planet after their ship went down as Dukat was being taken to a war crimes tribunal, & by the end of the episode he understood he would have to kill him. thats my opinion on these jubilees
Smallkeller retweeted
"the new superman movie is actually really good --" do you know how unlikely that sounds. do you know how much of my training i would need to disregard to believe that
Smallkeller retweeted
Ferrus Manus basing his life and legion around his freakish deformity:
Smallkeller retweeted
The HOA can kiss my ass
Smallkeller retweeted
the lion does not concern himself at all. the lion is depressed
Smallkeller retweeted
Heat (1995)
Smallkeller retweeted
the vikings circa 900 ad
Smallkeller retweeted
Chicago guy elected pope. No ketchup on hot dogs now canonical law.
Smallkeller retweeted
This is the most dangerous man on the planet
Smallkeller retweeted
Smallkeller retweeted
🙋🏾♂️
Smallkeller retweeted
The Beach Boys song “I just wasn’t made for these times” is about being born before it’s possible to have a metal exoskeleton that allows you to punch through steel
Smallkeller retweeted
Showing up chopped as an act of resistance
Lunchbox @Lunchbox8675309
403 Followers 1K Following Chill vibes. Pointless truths. Learning to abide 🌿 https://t.co/uC4KFosi9W
济南上门/济南�... @Tactiq0297
107 Followers 433 Following ❤️关注我有小礼物!! 平价资源❤️电报✈️ https://t.co/x0BTIh8aKw 诚信靠谱安排 致力为每一位男士提供物美价廉的服务⠀⠀希望遇见哥哥也是开心的⠀⠀⠀⠀
Alina @alinasweet732
26 Followers 137 Following
Jnxe🏳️🌈�... @Chartoc
3K Followers 3K Following Turn off RTs from me Chaos Landscaper NC guy He/Him At-Home Fitness OPEN DMS SW 1102 1267 2636
Robb Lutz @LutzRobb
12 Followers 177 Following another typically jaded, bitter, & unfortunately lifelong MN sports fan...
Socialists For Pritzk... @PritzkerForPrez
20K Followers 1K Following Our simple vision: A Big Boy in the White House. 🇺🇸 Merch store closed for now.
MB Fox @MaggieBozek
1 Followers 3 Following
Pierre Radlowski @PRadlowski
6 Followers 79 Following
Kay🌙 @Oh_kay27
140 Followers 115 Following
Caroline Adams @minilinnie7
40 Followers 216 Following Check out my previous twitter account ---@minilinnie
Max Mallory @MaxPMallory
212 Followers 305 Following Currently developing Choriocarcinoma in Twine. Community mgmt. @mobilemeshgames, Co-Founder @thegltchr || Fighting Testicular cancer, high dose chemo May 6th
ZaZas @ZaZasWinona
1K Followers 1K Following We offer great dine in and delivery food specials as well as amazing drink specials every day of the week!
Cheaters Bar&Lounge @cheaterswinona
168 Followers 711 Following The most fun you'll have in Winona. Located on the corner of 3rd and Walnut.
Matt Benson @crit_care_RN
81 Followers 296 Following Flight nurse and Paramedic. Former Firefighter.
Karlee Johnson @KarleeJohnson9
145 Followers 193 Following Only look down on people if you're helping them up.
Sam Bach @SamBach_10
39 Followers 93 Following
Katlyn Kakarakis @katykaks
29 Followers 61 Following
Cody Lightfuss @Lightfuss
50 Followers 134 Following Avid Baker, Recreational Curler, and Digital Marketer
HIMMYTURNER @HIMMYTURNER69
1K Followers 360 Following Twitch Partner. RNG God. Lacking rizz. Streamer/Content Creator for #PokeBros #BanHate
Scott Glaza @PKMNostrom
4K Followers 464 Following Sr. Content Strategist, @Pokemon Digital Marketing & Communications. #PlayPokemon VGC commentator. 🏳️🌈. He/Him. All tweets my own.
Serebii.net @SerebiiNet
899K Followers 3 Following Official twitter for https://t.co/lFJghAD4Ql, the massive Pokémon website
the thicc husband & f... @lukeisamazing
31K Followers 852 Following co-host and producer of @wnsdpod, @photorpod
Nino @ninopokebros
8K Followers 606 Following Twitch Partner. Competitive Pokemon Enthusiast! https://t.co/OduF8N4uEE Looking for new org
Corgis of RK9 @CorgisofRK9
180 Followers 33 Following We're the corgis of @rk9labs and we ❤️ lettuce, carrots, playing, and our people--@zuul, @carlospero, and @xanderpero.
justin tang @unironicpanda
11K Followers 985 Following 3x Regional Champ| 15th LAIC 2025| 19th NAIC 2025| 21st WORLDS 2025 | DM for coaching | PFP: @KUREIRO_Natsuhi | https://t.co/dwzgMijnsB
Aaron "Cybertron" Zhe... @CybertronVGC
73K Followers 997 Following • Competitive Pokemon VGC Player, Caster, & Creator • Worlds Semi-Finalist, 2x National, 5x Regional Champ • @StanfordGSB • https://t.co/0oRVOpsHQY
History Time @HistoryTimeUK
3K Followers 933 Following DIY history documentaries from @petekellyHT. 1 million subscribers+ on YouTube.
Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein
545K Followers 3K Following Independent journalist. Pan-Midwesternist. Join my newsletter at kenklippenstein dot com. Signal: 202-510-1268
Montu Plays @MontuPlays
1K Followers 42 Following Just another Stellaris player. Business Enquiries: [email protected]
MB Fox @MaggieBozek
1 Followers 3 Following
Crusader Kings III @CrusaderKings
79K Followers 43 Following Real strategy requires cunning | Official CKIII Account | Join our Discord! https://t.co/2txZgwCxNO | PEGI: 12+ | ESRB: MATURE 17+
Today in Golarion @GolarionToday
3K Followers 861 Following Current and historical events in Golarion, from an Inner Sea perspective. Unofficial. Links may have spoilers. they/them
2 Ambitionz 4 Derrida @a_badder_sign
14 Followers 25 Following Undying, unkillable Chicago communist
Archives of Nethys @NethysArchives
9K Followers 29 Following Official resource database for the Pathfinder and Starfinder RPGs. https://t.co/JH2gMFIdh3 / https://t.co/OBQ3zhE2q5 / https://t.co/XLFd6euFcR
Pierre Radlowski @PRadlowski
6 Followers 79 Following
Kay🌙 @Oh_kay27
140 Followers 115 Following
MTGRemy @MTGRemy
6K Followers 230 Following YouTuber. White Weenie and hummus enthusiast. I make comedy videos about #MagicTheGathering. [email protected]
Mark Rosewater @maro254
118K Followers 211 Following Head Designer for Magic: The Gathering & Dedicated Family Man
Paizo @paizo
98K Followers 1K Following Official Twitter for Paizo Inc. The creators of the Pathfinder and Starfinder RPGs. Union Made.
True Facts by Ze Fran... @zefrank
89K Followers 27K Following Leave Twitter. Staying is being complicit.
wint @dril
1.7M Followers 416 Following welcome to my shit https://t.co/SuXccfQtN7 https://t.co/kHbbE12Ftx https://t.co/uXYQZrfYdk
Be Smart 🤓 @okaytobesmart
42K Followers 113 Following Be Smart is a show about our curious universe and the science that makes it tick. Created by @DrJoeHanson & brought to you by @PBSDS. Learning = 🤓👍
Venture Bros. Blog @VentureBrosBlog
22K Followers 2K Following Independent News & Information on Adult Swim's The Venture Brothers. Featuring news, interviews, commentary and more!
Vienna Beef @ViennaBeef
11K Followers 896 Following Home of Chicago’s Hot Dog™. Find us on Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok.
Jay Bauman @JayBauman1
147K Followers 21 Following Something terrible happened to me one year on Lincoln’s birthday.
Red Letter Media @redlettermedia
213K Followers 44 Following Red Letter Media is responsible for the 70 minute Phantom Menace review as well as Space Cop, Half in the Bag, and Best of the Worst. Full time frauds.
Sam O'Nella @Sam_ONella
330K Followers 168 Following Hey, it's that stick figure from YouTube. no the other one.
JonTron @JonTronShow
3.2M Followers 112 Following “I’ve got a fever, and the only cure is more uploads.” - the general public / https://t.co/Bh0iO5vpVT / Business Inquiries: [email protected]
Chapo Trap House @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE
161K Followers 380 Following ❄️⚖️ @willmenaker @cushbomb @ByYourLogic Amber Frost. Producer @saywhatagain. Customer service lines: 800-583-1315, chapotraphouse @ gmail
Chris Poole @moot
57K Followers 0 Following
Steve Austin @steveaustinBSR
4.6M Followers 705 Following Instagram-@steveaustinBSR https://t.co/ZMA3ERY3ov
Caroline Adams @minilinnie7
40 Followers 216 Following Check out my previous twitter account ---@minilinnie
Max Mallory @MaxPMallory
212 Followers 305 Following Currently developing Choriocarcinoma in Twine. Community mgmt. @mobilemeshgames, Co-Founder @thegltchr || Fighting Testicular cancer, high dose chemo May 6th
Dream Theater @dreamtheaternet
402K Followers 30K Following This is the official X account of the US Grammy Award winning progressive metal band Dream Theater.
Alanna Robinson @LaNaMaRiE28
116 Followers 134 Following Live, Love, Laugh and enjoy each moment of your life! Instagram: lanamarie28
Karlee Johnson @KarleeJohnson9
145 Followers 193 Following Only look down on people if you're helping them up.Trends for United States
279 B posts
33,9 B posts
498 B posts
199 B posts
199 B posts
8.363 posts
2.253 posts
3.168 posts
2.129 posts
70,8 B posts
59,6 B posts
15,9 B posts
28,7 B posts
101 B posts
11,7 B posts
4.668 posts
119 B posts
2.283 posts
You might like
A weird bro
@awierdbro
124 Followers
Squidbabies
@squidbabies
78 Followers
💙
@badhairgays
253 Followers
kingofpockets
@kingofpockets
60 Followers
Shlomi Samet 🇮🇱
@SametShlomi
282 Followers
KyleThoughts
@realKJO
316 Followers
Matty Dee
@the_OGRaid
125 Followers
Mack
@MackyT01
360 Followers
Audrey Hebrard
@HebrardAudrey
491 Followers
MK
@mattkadd
444 Followers
gay guy explosion
@radio_garbage
108 Followers