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Got a better username and never looked back ✌️ Cambridgeshire, UK Joined February 2009
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Nope @SmoothAssault

11 years ago

Hey @KarenGillan2 can you settle an argument please (and return peace to our flat @AndyNicholls86) is that you in the Activia ad? Thanks :)

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11 years ago

Today will mostly be a javascript day. @jquery's basically doing half the work for me though, thanks guys!

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12 years ago

I've not seen #Frozen yet and I really fancy watching a good movie, so who wants to come over and watch Die Hard tonight? #lol

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12 years ago

Had my first email notifications of #WordPress automatic updates across all my sites. So cool! Thanks @WordPress, amazing!

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Katie Glass @miss_glassy

12 years ago

Haaa! RT @joshrandall: Guy removes graffiti only to find image of himself sprayed onto same wall hours later :)

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12 years ago

Clever optical Illusion Audi advertising: designtaxi.com/news/364347/Au…

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12 years ago

Just overheard someone say, "Why have you put a reverse back-slash in there?" Hmm, I wonder if that looks anything like a forward-slash?

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Modern Tribe @ModernTribeAgcy

12 years ago

After 7 years, we finally found the best line of code in the entire WordPress codebase. wp-login.php. Line 796: $errors = $user;

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12 years ago

Do you think it's possible for a guy to own too many Star Wars t-shirts? If so, I may have a problem. #StarWars #theforce #jedi

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Tom Piper @TomPiperFresh

12 years ago

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12 years ago

Something a little different for the new #Nexus5. Stock #Android #KitKat and #NovaLauncher

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12 years ago

Ordered a "bright red" #Nexus5 bumper case from @GooglePlay. What arrived can only be described as, illuminous peach! #burnsmyeyes #awkward

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12 years ago

Removing your dead car battery only to realise you've left a window open. Wonderful.

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BURNS @TheSteveBurnio

12 years ago

Or I'll cut you in ways that will make you useless to the Coca-Cola company. That's right: your fucking beard.

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BURNS @TheSteveBurnio

12 years ago

OK Santa, last chance to atone for Xmas 94 when you didn't bring me Mortal Kombat II. Bring me a double red Submariner...

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12 years ago

Haha! Star Wars on #gogglebox was brilliant! Urge to watch Return of the Jedi now... that's Friday night sorted then.

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Rizzle Kicks @RizzleKicks

12 years ago

And for the record "the fox says" that the song very poorly represents how foxes actually sound. In fact, it's quite racist.

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12 years ago

So what do other #webdevelopers do when their internet goes down? (Other than pick up their phones and kill time on twitter)

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12 years ago

Really impressed with the @Tesco #hudl for a 7in budget tablet. Keeping it very near vanilla #android was a great decision.

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12 years ago

It's finally here!!!! Google Nexus 5! Get in my... errr, possession!!! play.google.com/store/devices/… #Nexus5

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