Evan DeSimone @Smorgasboredom
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If Democrats are serious about winning this election they should get serious about marketing the administration more broadly. Forget the guy at the top, this is a youthful, smart, highly effective team doing all kinds of good and popular policy.
If Democrats are serious about winning this election they should get serious about marketing the administration more broadly. Forget the guy at the top, this is a youthful, smart, highly effective team doing all kinds of good and popular policy.
I guess my main question is how exactly she’s going to torture the poets.
You mean the people that are afraid of rain?
You mean the people that are afraid of rain?
Look I’m just saying, days of torrential rain, earthquake, eclipse on Monday…if God is real he’s playing all the hits this week.
Terminal 5 trending because of this is a huge moment of vindication for me
Terminal 5 trending because of this is a huge moment of vindication for me
Republicans watching the State of the Union.
You know the speech went well because these idiots had to reverse their main talking point half way through.
You know the speech went well because these idiots had to reverse their main talking point half way through.
https://t.co/qkBl3F1WgD
*taps the sign*
Because this is a good place to live?
Because this is a good place to live?
I am absolutely smarter than Andy Cohen, yes.
I am absolutely smarter than Andy Cohen, yes.
Joe Reid @joereid
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Joe Reid @joereid
19K Followers 963 Following I am making the crab thing. Not that I imagine it makes any difference to you. | Cinematrix and Gold Rush @vulture | podcast @Had_Oscar_Buzz
Hugh McIntyre @PopBangHugh
26K Followers 2K Following Music journalist w/ @Forbes @Metroweekly + others TV producer @AXSTV Here for bad music takes, stupid jokes, and very good dogs
𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚊�.. @mathewrodriguez
22K Followers 3K Following i love myself when i am laughing // afro-pr he/they // freelance writer & editor for hire! rep'd by @nedlovesbooks // why would you not wanna know?
Sean Doherty @seandoherty
26K Followers 5K Following sad gay tenor for hire. currently: TEETH at Playwrights Horizons (Brad/Tobey/Ryan understudy). original music streaming everywhere.
itsonlyzach @itsonlyzach
5K Followers 3K Following Once David Sedaris told me I looked handsome and sad. An effete, strident, bicoastal (both sides of the Delaware River) queer. He/him. 🏳️🌈
kelsey weekman @kelsaywhat
19K Followers 7K Following senior culture reporter @yahoonews • RIP @buzzfeednews @intheknow • subscribe to my newsletter about the internet and gen z OKAY ZOOMER
🏡 Andrew 🏡 @henryevil
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Bhald Bhaddie @teejslipko
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Ryan Bloomquist @ryanbloomquist
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I’M DAWN DENBO AND .. @itgetsbedder
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Karen Huger’s CVS S.. @spicykezzinnugg
14K Followers 3K Following -you deserve someone who will love you in all your damaged glory- he/him🏳️🌈 NYC
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5K Followers 1K Following "Life ain't nothin' but a good groove. A good mix tape to put you in the right mood." Quietly Another Tech Person
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Biden spent $4 trillion on infrastructure, climate change, and healthcare investments for the US and y’all didn’t say a word. Stop pretending to care.
@kirawontmiss Imagine what $1.5 trillion could do for the US
Every tweet I see on this website is stupider than the last. I feel like we’ve entered some sort of sick experiment designed to test the limits of my faith in humanity.
Can we just imagine if China or Russia had snipers on roofs pointing at 19 year old protestors?
empirically, netanyahu
It’s gonna blow the minds of some people, especially some of the dumber libertarians here, to find out that the previous Argentinian government abolished income taxes for nearly all taxpayers and Milei is trying to bring it back while the leftist opposition is trying to block it.
Milei seems to be doing well bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
@MarkAMassingil1 @OlegKostour @TuckerCarlson Why aren't you calling for people to hear them out, and meet their ideas with different, better ideas? Instead you want them charged with crimes? Why? What's the harm in listening to them and learning about their side of things? Do you need to grow up?
The most unrealistic thing about The Sopranos is that her name is “Meadow.” No way in hell Tony and Carmella had a baby girl in 1982 in New Jersey and didn’t name her Gianna Marie.
Too bad Paramount's earnings call couldn't be sold as part of their upfronts. They could have promised a large, guaranteed audience.
An environmental group successfully blocked the last miles of a nearly complete 102 mile transmission line that would connect 160 renewable sites to the Midwest. Brutal.
The moment Biden does the right thing on Israel the blob is just gonna fuck him like they did when we withdrew from Afghanistan.
americans will get a mob loan to buy a chevy tahoe and act like this is somehow a social problem that needs to be addressed
what the fuck
Guy who donated to Blake Masters, Ron DeSantis, and RFK Jr. has thoughts about poor spending habits
When’s the last time that the federal government defunded a program that wasn’t working?
When I tell you I went to Philly this weekend
Yeah a gravity blanket is nice but what I really want is a gravitas blanket.
This place is totally like those fish stick commercials
MY PEOPLE CRY OUT FOR SEATS
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just an absolutely incredible day to be a resident of Brooklyn, NY
Nothing like the smell of the subway after a half marathon
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