robbed and beaten tax collector @Snekcelerator
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Being a Venus flytrap would be sick. Hang out all day, murder bugs. Die when a 13 year old tries to feed you hamburger
Would like to thank my colleagues that work the other half of the week for ignoring all the most difficult samples and possibly ruining the machine
These were the last pictures taken on this phone before Chris was mauled to death
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I have chosen #GromitMug what will your choice be?
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You! You make me vomit!
Met the demon brothers
Disgusting creature
Will be in Florida for my birthday week. If I get used to the warm temperatures I will know that it has left a permanent stain on my soul
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Fucked up 2/2 samples today and still gotta go in tomorrow
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