A.P. @SnoozerSwitch
we oughta leave this world behind Joined November 2022-
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Remember that nobody will ever watch that firework video again... unless it's the July 4th 2012 fireworks show in San Diego where they accidentally let off 18 minutes of fireworks at once
not friendly reminder that his stupid super grok computer is polluting the air and stealing the water from people in Memphis, without regulations or permits
asked my table how they were doing and one guy said “horny” ???
Fortune teller: *shuffling tarot deck* what would you like to know? Me: Is somebody gonna match my freak? Fortune teller: *stops shuffling* Me:... i said, "Is somebody–" Fortune Teller: Get out.
Actively deciding to put a nicotine and p0rn embargo on myself. Alcohol is on a soft ban list too. Let's see how long it takes before my brain jumps out of my head in search of dopamine.
this line falls into the same group as that “what is grief if not love persevering” one from wandavision where no matter how many times it’s quoted or shared it’ll never fail to stop me dead in my tracks bc it really is just one of the most romantic things i’ve ever heard man
this line falls into the same group as that “what is grief if not love persevering” one from wandavision where no matter how many times it’s quoted or shared it’ll never fail to stop me dead in my tracks bc it really is just one of the most romantic things i’ve ever heard man
i now have a whole collection of these
fuck a breakup have you ever realised one of your friends was kind of a terrible person?
Could have easily just said "We don't wanna hear Drake." Full stop.
Someone write a himbo character for Pedro Pascal to play please. I think we as a collective would benefit greatly to see that.
x the everything app
“april fools” so im a fool because you betrayed my trust? im a fool for holding what you say with complete sincerity? i’m not the fool, you are
My fucking heart bro 🥺
My fucking heart bro 🥺
The way my nose bled 😍
It's like Doechii, you're already GOATed. And she was like "Gotye??" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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“The Great Gatsby is dated and irrelevant.” You’re right. What could a novel about a generation of young men becoming hustlers and white nationalists because they were sold a lie about the American Dream possibly have to say about our current moment?
You wanna spice up your day, answer questions with "Chess" instead of "Yes."
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