Social Distancing @SocDisIsFun
social distancing is a lifestyle Joined April 2020-
Tweets26
-
Followers1
-
Following42
-
Likes0
Every disaster movie starts with the government IGNORING a scientist #sdif
If you keep a glass of wine in each hand you can’t touch your face #sdif
Not to brag but what a time to be childless #sdif
Grocery shopping has become a real life version of PAC-Man. Avoid everyone, get the fruit, and take any route to avoid contact #sdif
Ppl are like “how have you been spending the time” it’s like well responding to texts takes 16 hours and then after that i get some rest #sdif
Days are now divided by coffee hours and alcohol hours, there is no other law
If you keep a glass of wine in each hand you can’t touch your face #sdif
Watching the federal government deal with covid-19 is like watching the Ministry of Magic deal with Voldemort’s return #sdif
Is one of the symptoms of coronavirus shitting your brains out, bc where is all the toilet paper #sdif
Once they come out with a Covid-19 vaccine, I dont wanna see any of you anti-vaxxers getting one. Don’t be a hypocrite! #sdif
Do you think the birds think we’ve all gone extinct ?
Kellen Williams @KellenWilliam17
96 Followers 152 Following
KH II @KHTheSecond
496 Followers 537 Following
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵�... @ClarissaRodzos
591 Followers 635 Following not one government official cares about you || she/her
Big Mays @TheBigMays
622 Followers 275 Following Educator 👨🏿🏫 • Father • Steelers • Yankees • Lebron James stan
Tyler T. @Tylerwt36
1K Followers 828 Following Engineer | Management Consultant | UT Alumnus👨🏾🎓 | Traveler 🧳 | #SteelersNation #GoBlue #DetroitBasketball
Trevor @trevordoren
662 Followers 69 Following
michaela gallup @michaela_gallup
479 Followers 332 Following
Sean Gallagher @sean_G11
508 Followers 497 Following
Chris Syeh II @topher_syeh
120 Followers 13 Following
cam @camlong22
348 Followers 574 Following
Scott @ScottZepp
615 Followers 496 Following Family first, everything else follows. I tweet my opinions, not facts, please don’t confuse the two
Scott K @scottkoenig_
288 Followers 350 Following
Ethan Hertzfeld @EthanHertzfeld
564 Followers 366 Following Manager @NYSE | Former Jane Street | Notre Dame
Michael Boutros @michaeljboutros
589 Followers 586 Following
Zink @brianzink1234
210 Followers 81 Following
Emme @emmeshannon
558 Followers 511 Following
Abby @abbyyturnerrr
234 Followers 233 Following
Drew @Drew_Puckett99
125 Followers 212 Following
Trends for United States
You might like
