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SoftwareJokes @SoftwareJokes

Do you know a good IT joke? Send it to us! #computerJokes Joined August 2015
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David Pine (@[email protected]) 🇺🇦 @davidpine7

4 years ago

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards? Because they use a strongly typed language. 🤣

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Bill the Lizard @lizardbill

4 years ago

I go through this several times a day.

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Nehemiah @NehemiahKiv

4 years ago

Does this resonate with Java developers?

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Andrew Bloch @AndrewBloch

4 years ago

The Sainsbury's website copywriter is having a bad day.

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Molly Struve 🦄 @molly_struve

4 years ago

Manager: How's the project coming along? Developer: It's on track. The track:

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Sasha Czarkowski 🇺🇦 @DivineOps

4 years ago

Do British websites use biscuits? 🤔

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WebPerf / WPO Tips @WPOtips

4 years ago

What custom throttling profiles do you use? 😃 #webperf #webperformance

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Cesar Cerrudo @cesarcer

4 years ago

Smart

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memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor

4 years ago

When you accidentally break a link in Excel

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SoftwareJokes @SoftwareJokes

5 years ago

NaN/NaN tests passed

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Nik Sharma @mrsharma

5 years ago

It's so generous of these gurus on clubhouse to help us make a million dollars before they have made a million for themselves. 🤗

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Jonathan Ogden @jogdenUK

5 years ago

Podcasts saying literally nothing for 20 minutes.

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Kamil Havlicek @KamilHavlicek

5 years ago

Always when you want to add a "temporary" fix to your codebase - keep in mind that the Eiffel Tower was also supposed to be just "temporary"...

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Ricardo Ferreira @riferrei

5 years ago

Developers commenting their code

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SoftwareJokes @SoftwareJokes

5 years ago

Finally weekend!!! 😂

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SoftwareJokes @SoftwareJokes

5 years ago

🕷️🕸️ Spiders are the only web developers who enjoy finding bugs.

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SoftwareJokes @SoftwareJokes

5 years ago

What do you call a programmer from Finland? . . A Nerdic!

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SoftwareJokes @SoftwareJokes

5 years ago

- "I am half way to work!" 😂

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SoftwareJokes @SoftwareJokes

5 years ago

"Could you please send me a copy via fax?" - "Sorry, I can't fax from here." "And where are you?" - "In the 21st century."

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