Soren McCarthy @SorenMcCarthy
I always bring a moderately priced bottle of wine to a knife fight. It’s just good manners. NYC/Los Angeles Joined December 2009-
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Hey @grok Did Hitler order Victor Borge’s hands broken?
Hey @grok, when did David Bowie share an apartment with Iggy Pop in Berlin?
Re; “Regime Change” Do we really need any more “Allies”?
@Mollyploofkins The guy who doesn't do anything wants credit for everything he's never done
LA DISPATCH Every week immigrants enter my neighborhood to vandalize grass blades and steal yard waste. True Story!
I just thought of the perfect description of today’s Oval Office press event; Oh-Well-ian adjective characteristic of a totalitarian regime erroneously disappearing a legal resident to a Salvadoran gulag, then shrugging “Oh Well” at the suggestion they rectify their mistake.
Russian TV humiliates Trump by airing nude Melania pictures. Putin isn’t letting Trump forget he’s his little bitch.
Just a quick note here in advance of Trump and Musk crashing the economy in 2025: Trump voters are going to blame Democrats for that too. Read up on fascism and cults and stop assuming we have a rational electorate that’s actually looking at economic indicators. It simply isn’t.
Let me summarize the yet-to-be drafted Democrat Post-Election Autopsy so we can move on with our lives. Here’s what happened in my opinion, in straightforward terms: 1. Biden was intended as a one-term president - the Democrat best positioned to defeat Trump in 2020. 2. After…
@RossKneeDeep 🚨Last night we learned the following Ten (10) Lessons: 1) The America we were born into doesn’t exist anymore. 2) Racism & Sexism determined this Election. 3) America lied to us when they said the age of Biden & Trump was unacceptable and required a younger candidate. Harris had…
Biden should resign so Harris becomes 47 and Donald has to throw out all his 47 swag
I was worried the people who saved the economy would go unpunished.
We all want to feel like 2008 but 2016 won't let us
When the Washington Post decided to not endorse Kamala Harris did they ever once think of Jamal Khashoggi?
Democracy dies by preemptively sucking up to fascists in the mistaken belief they'll somehow spare you.
Imagine telling yourself that John Kelly, Mark Milley, James Mattis, Mark Esper, and Mike Pence are all lying to you, but a twice-impeached, rapist, business fraud, convicted felon who paints himself orange and rambles about sharks, batteries and golfer dick is telling you truth.

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